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GeorgeOhwell 96 points ago +102 / -6

I like the "it's illegal to wear a mask while carrying a concealed firearm" response

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HanginChad 22 points ago +23 / -1

It's only in 2 states CA, IL, and now they make an exception. So it's just something you can say to Karens so they fuck off. You can of course also just tell them to fuck off too.

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45isthebomb 24 points ago +24 / -0

A pede on here one time when confronted with a Mr Karen about his non mask wearing said. " you know how I have lived to be 60 years old? By minding my own fucking business". My Favorite response

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alabama, Big Jim Folsom, passes no masks in public to combat the Klan. This is real law as opposed to a mandate or guideline.

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WakeywakeyUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its also illegal in Oklahoma. And thats one that I also use. I say that one is constitutionally protected and one is a suggestion.

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Smubbs 12 points ago +13 / -1

Pretty sure that’s the same as brandishing

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unclebobinator 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah I wouldn't put it past some Karen or soy boy to make a stink about it and get the cops called or something.

Easier to just say "mind your fucking business" or simply ignore them, they aren't owed a single response.

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Druid_Con 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a good point these are just fucking NPCs used to generate fake ballots.

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14DaysToFlatten 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nobody is going to mistake you for a lawyer...

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Merlin32 6 points ago +7 / -1

Love this

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based.

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christoff25 28 points ago +29 / -1

I had the same thing happen at a grocery store about a month back by one of the employees. I told them I had a medical condition KMA(Kiss My Ass) disease. Little punk didn't say another word.

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CahalTheMad 24 points ago +24 / -0

I just tell them I was abducted when I was a teen and held captive in a dank basement for three weeks by a sexual predator who kept me bound and gagged. So now I have terrible PTSD.

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DemsFuckKids 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sensory overload em love it

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MAGADeluxe 3 points ago +3 / -0

An (over the top) friend of mine told a gas station employee his Uncle forced him to wear a mask while he molested him. He didn't get questioned after that.

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DeadOverRed 23 points ago +24 / -1

"I have an IQ over 62."

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Bogey 16 points ago +16 / -0

Just go "What? What? I can't hear you under that mask."

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SuperSilly 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL! This is the correct answer! Then you creep closer and closer saying... "I can't see what you're saying!" It's perfect!

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good response.

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Peteeggers 11 points ago +12 / -1

Lol. I just grabbed some things at publix didn't out my mask on nobody said a damn word but there were about 4 other people I seen without theirs on too.

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unclebobinator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah where I live it's pretty much the same. Lots of people still wear masks but businesses don't really try hard or at all to enforce any policies. Other people don't say anything, at least haven't to me yet. And I'm not exactly the intimidating type. Average height, average build, clean shaven, etc.

To employees I just say "no thanks" and that's the end of any mask interaction.

One refused to serve me once so I just stood there waiting. The bitch simply pouted when another employee helped me. Dumb cunt I would have been out of your dumbass store in 2 minutes instead of 15 if you just processed my refund. Low IQ retard.

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Prometheus76 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Because I'm not afraid of dying, and I don't care that you are."

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leanpocket 10 points ago +10 / -0

"That was the most racist thing anyone has ever said to me, be ashamed of yourself." Its always some crazy white lady saying this to me. It always works. I know I shouldn't use my color like that but whatever.

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Raspykek1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

Coal miners lungs is a good one lol

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Legalvotesonly1 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL

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E-dantes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Noice. I am highly allergic to bullshit. So if I put on the mask "I CAN'T BREATHE!"

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PonySoldier66 4 points ago +4 / -0

Installing a petri dish in your airway is irresponsible and dangerous.

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maganify 4 points ago +4 / -0

I turn it back to them by asking why you want me talking right now if you really believed masks work?

NPC angry face then they walk away.

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Chayabrocha321 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice

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T_WIN_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some other answers:

Oh, I have an immune system - All good, I got the vaccine - I got it now I'm immune - I'm healthy - I've been trying to catch it since March but can't seem to get infected.

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OriginalDementiacrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should have told them that you had a serious respiratory illness named covid 19, and couldn't breath right with that stupid mask! Hell some people got to be on respirators and ventilators. Just get back...

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SuperSilly 3 points ago +3 / -0

People always freak out with me because I actually work at Walmart but, not FOR Walmart. (merchandiser/vender) So, when I'm working, I wear one of those clear visors. When I'm a shopper, I don't. If they approach me about a mask I simply say, "I don't work here and, I'm not working". No one says boo after that.

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RealWomenLoveTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them you have three medical conditions: a functional immune system, a brain and a spine.

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WakeywakeyUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I say that I'm allergic to it. They say to what... I respond... the bullshit. And then walk away.

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MetalRiddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then the all the grocery baskets clapped

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RTLowery 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have an incurable case of FREEDOM!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

My medical condition is a freedom boner. You see when someone opresses me I get really hard thinking about resisting it. So better not get me going.

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goat_nebula 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of times I just tell them I don’t understand or hear what they’re saying with that mask on. It’s also usually true. It’s really funny when they pull their mask Dow. To tell you to put one on. Then you just point and laugh and keep walking.

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patriothorse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bravo!

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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A_Little_White_Duck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfect.

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The_red_hat 1 point ago +1 / -0

God love ya

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Assault-Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I caught the 'Vid, soundly defeated it (because it's a fucking cold) and now I just tell people that I caught it, I'm now immune and I can't spread it.

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QisntAtimeTraveler -2 points ago +3 / -5

Dude why are you talking to random people in public?

Just ignore them.

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unclebobinator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sometimes it's hard not to. I've been in pretty shitty moods where if some dumbass comes up to me like that I'd probably be a smartass in return as well.

Kinda like that "I'm done" girl that walked into a store without a mask. Can tell she was probably sitting on that rant for awhile and it came out one day. It happens.

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ovitz -23 points ago +3 / -26

They’re allowed to ask what ever they want. They aren’t a Heath care provider.

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NorthwoodsCentepede 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah, and you're allowed to tell them to pound sand. Freedom of Speech, baby!

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ovitz 8 points ago +9 / -1

Darn right.

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Mexicola1976 4 points ago +4 / -0

You pretty much have to just say you're disabled-- that's it. They can't ask you about your disability.

It's similar to if you have a service animal and need to shop or stay at a hotel/motel-- they can ask if it's a service animal and what service does the animal provide. That's it (and that's only if the disability isn't overt).

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +3 / -0

No mask is a reasonable accommodation.

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well an airport asked a guy and told him his reason for the animal wasn't good enough. Akward.

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flimflamshow 0 points ago +5 / -5

Look at the FAG^^^^

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ovitz 0 points ago +2 / -2

The fuck?