I didn't wear a mask to the grocery store and someone asked why I wasn't. I told them because "I have a medical condition that would make it detrimental to wear one." When asked what that condition is, I said, "You aren't allowed to ask me that. But I'll tell you anyhow..." - The Donald

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I didn't wear a mask to the grocery store and someone asked why I wasn't. I told them because "I have a medical condition that would make it detrimental to wear one." When asked what that condition is, I said, "You aren't allowed to ask me that. But I'll tell you anyhow..."

posted 87 days ago by greymanbun 87 days ago by greymanbun +1630 / -0

"My medical condition is that I'm healthy"

I smiled and walked away.

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– christoff25 28 points 87 days ago +29 / -1

I had the same thing happen at a grocery store about a month back by one of the employees. I told them I had a medical condition KMA(Kiss My Ass) disease. Little punk didn't say another word.

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– CahalTheMad 24 points 87 days ago +24 / -0

I just tell them I was abducted when I was a teen and held captive in a dank basement for three weeks by a sexual predator who kept me bound and gagged. So now I have terrible PTSD.

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– MAGADeluxe 3 points 87 days ago +3 / -0

An (over the top) friend of mine told a gas station employee his Uncle forced him to wear a mask while he molested him. He didn't get questioned after that.

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