Each symbol and color in the FBI seal has special significance. The dominant blue field of the seal and the scales on the shield represent the weighty blue balls of justice which promise forever and never deliver. The endless circle of 13 stars denotes adoration to a secret Satanic pedophile death cult. The laurel leaf has, since early civilization, been used as an alum to hide the fact that they're so full of shit. There are exactly two branches, both sticks are buried to the knot in the director's ass. The significance of the red and white parallel stripes that adorn their rustled panties. Red traditionally stands for malicious pettiness, while white conveys the glowing brightness of their lily white asses. Ineptitude, Cowardice, and Ineffectual.
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