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Ersx 65 points ago +65 / -0

Vaccine cures the Coom

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Pukeahontas 37 points ago +37 / -0

Vaccinate every liberal hahaha

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CovefefeREEEE 28 points ago +28 / -0

Well . . . Gates is in favor of the vax . . . and Gates is in favor of population reduction. Could this be part of the plan? 🤔 🤷‍♂️

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Mew_Deuces 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bill Gates reveals himself to be based af by making it impossible for Liberals to procreate.

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OperationCatSpeed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Front of the line with the coomers

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IGfodder 38 points ago +38 / -0

LOL I would love to read that comment section. I bet all the reddit fags are just calling him a troll while he cries alone

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Heywood_youblowme 13 points ago +13 / -0

They'll downvote him for saying something that could throw a wrentch into the narrative.

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bewarethejogger 38 points ago +38 / -0

Hope we get lucky and the Pfizer vaccine sterilizes these fucking sacks of shit.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 12 points ago +12 / -0

They already murder their children.

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Saltybitch 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤭👏👏

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SkullE 31 points ago +31 / -0

Its main purpose is sterilization. Prove me wrong.

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Rageof4wa 11 points ago +11 / -0

There was a post not too long ago where some local news station recommended any young male to freeze some sperm before they got the vaccination.

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JoePCool14 5 points ago +7 / -2

That's the main purchase of the (((vaccine))) and it's also the main reason I ain't taking it!

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TakenusernameA 29 points ago +29 / -0

Ladies and gentlemen, we found a cure for coomers.

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LesboPregnancyScare 27 points ago +27 / -0

the only time redditors care about something, when it affects their cooming

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FUSnowflake 18 points ago +18 / -0

COVID attacks the testes. So a "vaccine" made up of mRNA which codes for part of the spike which enables the virus to enter cells, just might be getting pulled into testicular cells...?

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Covfefe_Baby 14 points ago +14 / -0

at least once a day?

da fuc ....?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's beating that thing like a circus monkey.

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Feddny 5 points ago +6 / -1

His parents' basement is his turn on, lucky for him

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Rockmanneo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Not only it makes women infertile but it kills their mood to reproduce. Pop control pill confirmed.

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empiretc 12 points ago +13 / -1

get a woman........................... idiot

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SkeletorsTeeth 9 points ago +9 / -0

in his case BUY a woman

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Sparhawk007 4 points ago +4 / -0

then he can get her boyfriend to dominate him

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Deplora 10 points ago +11 / -1

Um, how did this kid qualify for the vaccine? I suppose he could be a "front line" health care worker, as an EMT or low-level patient care worker, but he doesn't really sound like one, I call BS.

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Olds77 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some states have been pushing for essential workers, like grocery store personnel, to be closer to the front of the line for vaccinations.

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Deplora 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah, yes. This guy definitely sounds like he could be a grocery bagger.

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Olds77 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poor guy. Everyone's a dumbass when they're young, but no one deserves this if true.

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Deplora -2 points ago +1 / -3

It's not true. If he's even real, he'll recover quickly.

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Feddny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Special needs?

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 8 points ago +9 / -1

Probably couldn’t before, either.

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Heywood_youblowme 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't COOOOM! HELP!

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Shadowflare 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has anyone here received the vaccine yet? I'm dodging it for now, as long as I can.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +6 / -1

My wife works at a hospital and they were offered the vaccine. Over half of her department turned it down.

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E-dantes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same question. Same statement.

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BrewSwillis 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm sure it's fake. A 20 year old got the vaccine?

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PinochetsChopper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dear God, was this a secret plan to sterilize the commies all along? Truly 4d chess.

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redundantrope 4 points ago +4 / -0

So many fake fantasy stories on reddit. dont buy it.

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abstr4ct 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has he tried thinking about biden kissing obama?

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Not_The_CIA 3 points ago +4 / -1

Poor man.........

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Feddny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man? He's on reddit and 20. He's decades away from any chance at manhood, besides the one he abuses

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Enoch_Mosley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh noperino! I can't heckin coom!

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dfponysoldier 3 points ago +3 / -0

All liberals get the vaccine and can’t populate. NICE!

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CovefefeREEEE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think God has a sense of humor. 😅

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bigmikesballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need to troll the shit out of this...

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Dontdoxxxmeplease 3 points ago +3 / -0

One way to depopulate.

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Rs5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bummer

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

You were warned.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy fuck

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BytheDozen31 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hey riprobred: They do warn people that, the Vaccine can effect, the weakest part of your body, so now everyone knows your primary weakness area.

So good luck with that, and don't forget fear makes things even worse.

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Saltybitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

That will be a bigger deterrent than death itself.

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Eris 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you can't coom YOU CAN'T MAKE CHILDREN ~

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MetalRiddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Genetically modified soy proteins injected directly into the bloodstream.

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Killinger -18 points ago +1 / -19

CCP disinformation to discredit the Pfizer vaccine.

Edit: to the glowies disliking this, no American only jerks off once per day. It's either 3 times per day or 1 time every 3 days.

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Hairy_Mouse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, hopefully it works.