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MyAuntFanny 41 points ago +41 / -0

Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst.

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InarosPrime 20 points ago +20 / -0

I've got my kilo of hopium in one hand, and a bottle of anal lube in the other!

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BarryOhBummer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I didn't realise hopium was meant to be administered by suppository. Looks like I've been doing it wrong.

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InarosPrime 6 points ago +6 / -0

The lube is for when Biden gets in office. He's not going to waste any time and will go straight to screwing over America with executive orders. He's starting with cancelling keystone xl, giving tax dollars so prisoners can get gender changes, and amnesty for illegals.

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lord, underrated comment 👆😂

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SuperMagaMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is the hopium at least in a smooth rounded container?

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You_Aint_Black 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well this site has at least the first box checked, there is no room for doubt about that.