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Captain-D 70 points ago +70 / -0

Holy shit, does Epik need a communications manager? I would die to be able to speak like this on behalf of my employer. Instead I've been dodging an HR request to write about the "events at the Capitol and incoming administration" all week. This would be a dream.

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Sporadica 17 points ago +17 / -0

Is HR trying to get rid of you?

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Captain-D 41 points ago +41 / -0

No, the dark irony in this is that I can write a corporate BLM/SJW/political message better than anyone out there, because I know exactly what they want to hear and how leaders want to be portrayed. It's a side benefit from spending the last 5 years of my life on TD.

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mordhaus 31 points ago +31 / -0

Glorious Revolution Comrades! I know we have a busy week ahead preparing for the celebrations of election of Glorious Leader Biden! We are writing to you today to remind you to Build Back Better by reporting all counter-revolutionary activity in your vicinity. The White Supremacist Fascisti scum has gotten bold in their use of standard society. Glory to the Revolution comrades!

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people_who_annoy_you 3 points ago +4 / -1

...Captain Disillusion...? Is that you?

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bassword_is_benis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting. I thought you were gonna say its a side benefit from taking a writing course or some shit. Would you humour us and tell us what you learned from here about what people want to hear and how leaders want to be portrayed? Genuinely curious!!

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alphayankee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Winston Smith is that you?

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Unet0xNullPtr 2 points ago +2 / -0

SHHH don't just put his name out there! Thought Police are mucking about on this very forum!

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UpTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

You can do what I do and be subtly based in your writing, pretending you're one of them but bring out some criticisms of the left.

"The attacks on the Capitol, similar to the BLM violence over the summer, are disturbing..."

stuff like that

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Maximum-Pressure 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way. Criticizing "My Precious" is a BIG red flag for them. They get uncomfortable and start squirming with any mention of BLM.

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bassword_is_benis 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's pretty good!