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themedallion 74 points ago +75 / -1

Inciting violins!!!

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posedgeclk 35 points ago +36 / -1

Hundreds of thousands of Barbasol cans ILLEGALLY dumped in the middle of the night. What do you have to say about that, Dodgson? haaaaaawheeeeze

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Art-Vandelay41 20 points ago +20 / -0

Don’t get cheap on me now Dodson

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes -2 points ago +2 / -4

Except that "boog" isn't a word.

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fegeline 8 points ago +8 / -0

Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word

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rebuildingMyself 5 points ago +5 / -0

HATE THIS HACKER CRAP

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did the RV bomber get his propane from illegally dumped Barbasol cans?

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RiverFenix 6 points ago +6 / -0

hold onto your butts

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

There should be MOAR sax and violins on TV!

Nevermind

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BurnedExperiment 29 points ago +30 / -1

I would almost buy that. Wayne Knight (the real name of the dude in the Hawaiian shirt) has about the build, height, and mannerisms of an FBI agent today.

Of course the other guy who sticks out like a sore thumb made the people of Costa Rica believe that they have seen the Northern Lights for the first time.

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Philhelm 14 points ago +15 / -1

I always just call him Newman.

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librul_tearsaholic 10 points ago +11 / -1

I call him Asshole now, thanks to his stupid Post Office ad during this election cycle...total Leftie

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Philhelm 11 points ago +11 / -0

I missed that one, but good grief I can imagine.

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RegularAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

It honestly wouldn't have been thst terrible if not for the nefarious reasons behind him doing that. The commercial is just like "you can totally trust "us" folks were minimum wage government employees everyone knows we treat our jobs and institution sacredly. Right during the time they were planning and executing their fraud.

It was a total gaslighting if I've ever seen one.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's almost like it was actually coming from Newman.

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trublgrl 3 points ago +3 / -0

"HI, I'm Newman. The biggest shit on television, coming to you on behalf of the post office."

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Sixty2ndAssassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I still dont know if the video was for or against the post office.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

For evermore

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would almost buy that. Wayne Knight (the real name of the dude in the Hawaiian shirt) has about the build, height, and mannerisms of an FBI agent today.

I heard somewhere that Wayne Knight has lost a lot of weight and he's now a lot thinner than he was in his Jurassic Park/Seinfeld days.

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trublgrl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone who eats a human has sudden, dramatic weight loss.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 15 points ago +16 / -1

Nobody gives a glowie.

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BradPitt 15 points ago +16 / -1

10/10 execution

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PrussianShrooms 12 points ago +13 / -1

To the FBI guy monitoring my traffic...are there any tags on porn searches you would like me to include and, if you are "on site" the next time I order food you can get in on it, no need to sit wherever you are and eat shitty food, let me order ya so phad thai. Lastly, if you National Security Letter my home to wiretap and or search without that warrant that the NSL and PATRIOT Act makes 100% "legal" (ya, fuck the 4th amendment) could you look for my spare key? Thanks, be a real bro moment if you came through.

Now rate my boogaloo kit

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CountVapid 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'd have gone for the Buzz Lightyear outfit personally. You get an A+ regardless.

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Gosh_darn_hotdog 7 points ago +8 / -1

Nice hat. What’re you trying to look like, a secret agent?

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Bout2gitsome 6 points ago +7 / -1

The pictures tell the real story. It would be funny, if they weren’t trying to frame us....

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EyesInTheHills 8 points ago +9 / -1

We became an existential threat to them the moment we refused to go along with their fraudulent election. From their perspective, they have to get us back under control by any means necessary.

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ravioli_king 5 points ago +6 / -1

Now the news said "because Parler was banned, no one was able to coordinate the January 17th attacks. All hail Twitter and Facebook."

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Darkheartisland 6 points ago +7 / -1

You could write headlines for CNN.

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Rubberbunnies 4 points ago +5 / -1

I’ve learned that when it’s actually time, you won’t need fake Antifa posters selling you on it, the news won’t need to push a narrative on you, and there won’t be any other fake crap or jokes, etc. It will be apparent and you will know down to your bones.

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Space_Force 4 points ago +5 / -1

Bonus irony points for Newman wearing Hawaiian shirt.

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trumpslide2020 [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Exactly, seeing that made it so much better

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Indianapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make up fake violent protest that nobody wants or planned. Pat yourself on the back when you “stopped” these violent protests.

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Whahappened 1 point ago +2 / -1

I just find the term "boog" to be absolutely hilarious.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +5 / -4

Whenever you hear somebody using the term “boog” seriously, you basically know it’s either a larp or a glowie. It just reeks of “hello fellow kids” energy.

Like they saw a bunch of autistic gun memefags saying it and are coming in to see if they can get anyone to go hot. But the glowies are so retarded that they don’t immediately see it is a meme and people aren’t planning a Hawaiian shirt insurrection and that nobody really zap carries their subcompact hipoint.

There’s so many screaming clues that it isn’t serious. “Alexa play welcome to the jungle” or claymore+roomba=boomba. There was one guy who said he was gonna rig up tannerite in his yard and have his buddy fly over in a plane as he blew it to make fedbois think he called in an airstrike. There was constant memes about sneaking on to the end of the stack as they breach your front door. “Boogaloo” itself is taken from a shitty 80s breakdancing movie called Breakin’ 2: electric boogaloo. How could anybody think they were serious?

Good times on weekendgunnit, I miss those retards.

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Such a philosophical meme.

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Creepy_Ginger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably one of my favorites so far.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds good. Let's boog.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice hat!

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hawaiian shirt confirms accuracy.