I would almost buy that. Wayne Knight (the real name of the dude in the Hawaiian shirt) has about the build, height, and mannerisms of an FBI agent today.
Of course the other guy who sticks out like a sore thumb made the people of Costa Rica believe that they have seen the Northern Lights for the first time.
It honestly wouldn't have been thst terrible if not for the nefarious reasons behind him doing that. The commercial is just like "you can totally trust "us" folks were minimum wage government employees everyone knows we treat our jobs and institution sacredly. Right during the time they were planning and executing their fraud.
I would almost buy that. Wayne Knight (the real name of the dude in the Hawaiian shirt) has about the build, height, and mannerisms of an FBI agent today.
I heard somewhere that Wayne Knight has lost a lot of weight and he's now a lot thinner than he was in his Jurassic Park/Seinfeld days.
To the FBI guy monitoring my traffic...are there any tags on porn searches you would like me to include and, if you are "on site" the next time I order food you can get in on it, no need to sit wherever you are and eat shitty food, let me order ya so phad thai. Lastly, if you National Security Letter my home to wiretap and or search without that warrant that the NSL and PATRIOT Act makes 100% "legal" (ya, fuck the 4th amendment) could you look for my spare key? Thanks, be a real bro moment if you came through.
We became an existential threat to them the moment we refused to go along with their fraudulent election. From their perspective, they have to get us back under control by any means necessary.
I’ve learned that when it’s actually time, you won’t need fake Antifa posters selling you on it, the news won’t need to push a narrative on you, and there won’t be any other fake crap or jokes, etc. It will be apparent and you will know down to your bones.
Whenever you hear somebody using the term “boog” seriously, you basically know it’s either a larp or a glowie. It just reeks of “hello fellow kids” energy.
Like they saw a bunch of autistic gun memefags saying it and are coming in to see if they can get anyone to go hot. But the glowies are so retarded that they don’t immediately see it is a meme and people aren’t planning a Hawaiian shirt insurrection and that nobody really zap carries their subcompact hipoint.
There’s so many screaming clues that it isn’t serious. “Alexa play welcome to the jungle” or claymore+roomba=boomba. There was one guy who said he was gonna rig up tannerite in his yard and have his buddy fly over in a plane as he blew it to make fedbois think he called in an airstrike. There was constant memes about sneaking on to the end of the stack as they breach your front door. “Boogaloo” itself is taken from a shitty 80s breakdancing movie called Breakin’ 2: electric boogaloo. How could anybody think they were serious?
Good times on weekendgunnit, I miss those retards.
Inciting violins!!!
Hundreds of thousands of Barbasol cans ILLEGALLY dumped in the middle of the night. What do you have to say about that, Dodgson? haaaaaawheeeeze
Don’t get cheap on me now Dodson
Except that "boog" isn't a word.
Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word
HATE THIS HACKER CRAP
Did the RV bomber get his propane from illegally dumped Barbasol cans?
hold onto your butts
There should be MOAR sax and violins on TV!
Nevermind
I would almost buy that. Wayne Knight (the real name of the dude in the Hawaiian shirt) has about the build, height, and mannerisms of an FBI agent today.
Of course the other guy who sticks out like a sore thumb made the people of Costa Rica believe that they have seen the Northern Lights for the first time.
I always just call him Newman.
I call him Asshole now, thanks to his stupid Post Office ad during this election cycle...total Leftie
I missed that one, but good grief I can imagine.
It honestly wouldn't have been thst terrible if not for the nefarious reasons behind him doing that. The commercial is just like "you can totally trust "us" folks were minimum wage government employees everyone knows we treat our jobs and institution sacredly. Right during the time they were planning and executing their fraud.
It was a total gaslighting if I've ever seen one.
It's almost like it was actually coming from Newman.
"HI, I'm Newman. The biggest shit on television, coming to you on behalf of the post office."
I still dont know if the video was for or against the post office.
Both
For evermore
I heard somewhere that Wayne Knight has lost a lot of weight and he's now a lot thinner than he was in his Jurassic Park/Seinfeld days.
Everyone who eats a human has sudden, dramatic weight loss.
Nobody gives a glowie.
10/10 execution
To the FBI guy monitoring my traffic...are there any tags on porn searches you would like me to include and, if you are "on site" the next time I order food you can get in on it, no need to sit wherever you are and eat shitty food, let me order ya so phad thai. Lastly, if you National Security Letter my home to wiretap and or search without that warrant that the NSL and PATRIOT Act makes 100% "legal" (ya, fuck the 4th amendment) could you look for my spare key? Thanks, be a real bro moment if you came through.
Now rate my boogaloo kit
I'd have gone for the Buzz Lightyear outfit personally. You get an A+ regardless.
https://imgur.com/z8FNNR7
Nice hat. What’re you trying to look like, a secret agent?
The pictures tell the real story. It would be funny, if they weren’t trying to frame us....
We became an existential threat to them the moment we refused to go along with their fraudulent election. From their perspective, they have to get us back under control by any means necessary.
Now the news said "because Parler was banned, no one was able to coordinate the January 17th attacks. All hail Twitter and Facebook."
You could write headlines for CNN.
I’ve learned that when it’s actually time, you won’t need fake Antifa posters selling you on it, the news won’t need to push a narrative on you, and there won’t be any other fake crap or jokes, etc. It will be apparent and you will know down to your bones.
Bonus irony points for Newman wearing Hawaiian shirt.
Exactly, seeing that made it so much better
Make up fake violent protest that nobody wants or planned. Pat yourself on the back when you “stopped” these violent protests.
I just find the term "boog" to be absolutely hilarious.
Whenever you hear somebody using the term “boog” seriously, you basically know it’s either a larp or a glowie. It just reeks of “hello fellow kids” energy.
Like they saw a bunch of autistic gun memefags saying it and are coming in to see if they can get anyone to go hot. But the glowies are so retarded that they don’t immediately see it is a meme and people aren’t planning a Hawaiian shirt insurrection and that nobody really zap carries their subcompact hipoint.
There’s so many screaming clues that it isn’t serious. “Alexa play welcome to the jungle” or claymore+roomba=boomba. There was one guy who said he was gonna rig up tannerite in his yard and have his buddy fly over in a plane as he blew it to make fedbois think he called in an airstrike. There was constant memes about sneaking on to the end of the stack as they breach your front door. “Boogaloo” itself is taken from a shitty 80s breakdancing movie called Breakin’ 2: electric boogaloo. How could anybody think they were serious?
Good times on weekendgunnit, I miss those retards.
Such a philosophical meme.
Probably one of my favorites so far.
Sounds good. Let's boog.
Nice hat!
Hawaiian shirt confirms accuracy.