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posted ago by TONSofFREEDOM ago by TONSofFREEDOM +972 / -2

Then there's one thing you men will be able to say when this war is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great Meme War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Meme Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named General Doggos Patton!'

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Dennislearsysbastard 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well son it all started with this god-damned monkey... Sorry to offend the monkey s Harambe was a gorilla.

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monkeylovebanana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aye! Don't you go start blaming monkey. Monkey just love banana. Monkey don' want to do you harm!

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey monkey since we are cool now do you know anyone who archived the Donald? I'm a historian by training and would love to write a book.

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harambe did nothing wrong. But it was the beginning for me.