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bigdeer69 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's so awesome!! Member that time protesters tried to stop him from going to a rally? So he gets outta the car, jumps the guardrail and walks to it like the fuckin BOSS that he is! Freaked out his security detail, I'm sure. That was the day I knew he was the one!

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ChinaFlu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing can stop him. He is inevitable.

Imagine Jeb! faced with the same dilemma.

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ChinaFlu 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was a fantastic video on youtube that played the 2001 space odyssey music in the background. It showed the last handful of useless presidents staring impotently across the border while behind thick glass. Then the music swells and Our President walks boldly up the the border, shakes hands with Kim, and is invited to step over the DMZ. It was glorious, historic, and should have put every person in the world in awe.

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Ivleeeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what makes this even more amazing? Had nk taken him out, pence was DS. Either trump had not yet realized that or he has balls the size of the moon.

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bigdeer69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spoiler alert: it's 2

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ChinaFlu 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 Scoops, 2 Terms, 2 Moon Balls.

There were more 2's but I don't remember them all.