Fun Fact: you'll probably never feel the sand, since absorption of ethyl alcohol into the bloodstream through the mucous membranes of your ass is almost instantaneous! Enjoy the ride (if you survive it)!
lol, nein. We want to watch the inauguration because it's the disgusting appetizer to be perfectly balanced out with the nutty-goodness of criminal indictments and military arrests.
Fun Fact: you'll probably never feel the sand, since absorption of ethyl alcohol into the bloodstream through the mucous membranes of your ass is almost instantaneous! Enjoy the ride (if you survive it)!
Bet it will itch like a mother for weeks after though... still less painful and humiliating than a Biden "presidency."
Alcohol up the butt is dangerous....your body absorbs it without diluting it much...be careful! Lol
I’ll turn it on if the military take the country back
Oh man, this is gonna burn.
I get no choice because my boss loves CNN (even though he’s a Christian)
Take your sand and alcohol in to work, I guess...
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lol, nein. We want to watch the inauguration because it's the disgusting appetizer to be perfectly balanced out with the nutty-goodness of criminal indictments and military arrests.
WHY’S IT SPICY?
I hope some news source will be following DJT on Wednesday
I'll kindly pass on both.