you WON'T believe this

but first

listen

actually, lemme say this

the mainstream media is terrible

anyway, let's read this Buzzfeed article

check this out

SLAMS

I'll tell you what, man

the point is

civil war

but you know what

I grew up on the South Side of Chicago

it's complicated

lemme lemme lemme think of it this way

as a moderate

orange man bad, but not that bad

look

here’s the thing

adjusts eyeglasses

I kid you not

I’m mixed-race

I can't pronounce the name of this article's author

let's read on

woke outrage

culture wars

I'm just some dude who makes videos in the back of a van

full stop

I guess what I’m trying to say is this

adjusts jacket

I'm a high school dropout

I used to work for VICE

I was homeless

get woke go broke

it's nuanced

Harumph I say!

I try to keep these short

get a copy editor

let me break it down for you

food analogy

horseshoe theory

left is eating itself

that's nuts

I dunno, man

it’s actually kinda scary

think about it

Marvel movie analogy claps hands together

I will say this

I can respect that

but at the end of the day

I'm a milquetoast fencer-sitter

abortion good, death penalty bad

i'll wrap this up

I've never taken a vacation

check out my van

my skater friends who are not into politics

my friends in the hacker community

the Democrats have become insane and possibly evil

I think.....but I could be wrong

but I'm still not going to vote for the only person that could possibly check their bullshit

you get the point

I'll leave it there

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Edit: thanks for the kind words frens but I am merely a meme Biden here. I shamelessly stole this content from other, more capable memesmiths but I regret nothing!