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psykomuffin 45 points ago +45 / -0

I remember when this would have been satire.

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sorrytodisagree 34 points ago +34 / -0

uhm.. I was told there would be satire?

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hloblart 8 points ago +8 / -0

"The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President."

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Basileus 24 points ago +24 / -0

Also they are "vetting" the soldiers because they don't trust them

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Sunnybats2 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Empty guns!

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DeplorableDC 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well... Trump is the most popular president. The wall is Yuge and in texas. Also being at a fort he was surrounded by troops...

Just saying theres a chance🤞🏻

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Testosteroneape2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clown world

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magasf3n 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still waiting for the punchline.

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

And those soldiers that have all been ideologically vetted.

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Legionnaire0311 3 points ago +4 / -1

That was fucking brilliant.

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TheGrooter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ummm...that's not satire....that's news.

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Shewhomustbeobeyed 3 points ago +3 / -0

They knew they would not have enough people/supporters to fill even one of those little boxes on the national mall.

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T__X 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's see what the Fact Checkers do with this one...

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had to cheat the entire process and expose the corruption within the entire system to get the steal for this KKK supporter and likely pedophile whose been money laundering before some of us were even born.

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Charizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.

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Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once again, the Bee proves themselves to be a better news source than most legacy news media.

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Ampman69 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't need 30k troops to usher in a new regime, they're taking over the government! They're all getting arrested!! 🤞