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HyperCarbs 300 points ago +300 / -0

Fuck it. I'm ordering one of those pillows.

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Yowza2020baby 135 points ago +135 / -0

What a timeline. The republic will be saved by a pillow salesman!

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NoBrakes603 100 points ago +100 / -0

Based pillow merchant

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JESUSJUGS 23 points ago +27 / -4

I really hate their pillows. They hurt my neck so bad. But I’m still happy I gave him my money. 😃

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Druid_Con 8 points ago +8 / -0

gotta pick the right one, they make side sleeper and back sleeper models

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TeamOrangeFB 3 points ago +3 / -0

Side sleeper. Love my firm pillow. Once a week I throw it in the dryer on low heat for 10 mins to fluff it back up like new.

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223_Liberty_Tree 5 points ago +5 / -0

i sleep on all my sides because i roll like a fucking donkey kong barrel all night

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OPsMom 23 points ago +23 / -0

Call them and let them know, they may be able to fix it for your preference. That company is great they'd like to know your thoughts.

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MICHIGANisRED 15 points ago +15 / -0

I didn't like mine at first but love it now. It seemed too large and firm. You have to work with it. Kinda push it in the middle so your head fits in there and it supports your neck without being too high up. If you're a side sleeper you want to fluff it up to keep your neck level. They should tell you this in the instructions. That's my only complaint.

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LatitudeofMind 7 points ago +7 / -0

There are different firmness levels for pillows. We love ours

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BeSafeAltAvoidDoxxin 1 point ago +1 / -0

seems a bit stupid they don't sell different versions for back or side sleepers? I'm not shitting on them but like this seems like a super obvious thing for a pillow company to do

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YesMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

They do

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dougkeenan 5 points ago +5 / -0

and they're LOUD crunch crunch crunch

but bought two and wife loves hers so God bless Mike

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223_Liberty_Tree 2 points ago +2 / -0

my wife does too does that make us great friends?

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theAvatar 3 points ago +4 / -1

My My pillow (hehehe) flattened to nothing in a month , def disappointing but still glad to have given mike some money

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CA-Patriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think you are supposed to throw it in the dryer to fix that.

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LatitudeofMind 8 points ago +8 / -0

My mypillow never went limp

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doug2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gotta stroke it

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CA-Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

that's what she said...

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FredWinston2.0 5 points ago +5 / -0

They have a warranty. Anything man-made is bound to have a defect. They will make it right for you.

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OPsMom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put it in the drier

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YesMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've had mine for a year and its still basically brand new

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Lurkers4Trump 39 points ago +39 / -0

It's inauguration, Biden gets up on stage, but panic starts to rise throughout the city. The pillow salesman has arrived, and his super comfy pillows are immediately knocking out the tired nat guard, who have been operating on 4 hours of sleep. They try everything to stop him, but nothing works, they're guns are blocked by his pillow armor, his based-ness stops their vicious words.

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Mikes_Bitch_Barry 32 points ago +32 / -0

Don't forget, he will be cloaked in a robe made from Giza Dream sheets. "Once you've saved the republic in Giza Dream sheets, you'll never want to save the republic in anything else again".

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fwgr 13 points ago +13 / -0

With him, an army of Hotties for Trump chicks naked my-pillow fighting outside the gate as a distraction while the Magatron mech suit rises from the reflecting pool.

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Lurkers4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who could forget the magatron mech, what else could all those mypillow sales possibly have funded.

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223_Liberty_Tree 1 point ago +1 / -0

now this is a conspiracy thread i can get on board with ā™„ļø

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 4 points ago +6 / -2

So West Point had to ban their cadet pillow fight (seriously... it’s a thing... somehow) because people were putting locks in the pillow cases and beating the shit out of each other.

I’m so glad I enlisted instead of going the officer route. Officers and Cadets are fucking weird.

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

The weird shit starts when they try to ban 'traditional hazing,' if you can call it such a thing. Stuff a chain of command knows about but allows and steps in to regulate if it goes too far. A thing to knock the rough edges off the douchebags, maybe take them down a notch and give the whole unit a common ordeal and shared experience. Usually it's something scary and intimidating that turns out not to be too bad in the end. A confidence builder. And yes getting the wind knocked out of you can sometimes count as a confidence builder. An example would be the nonsense aboard ship when crossing the equator. Or what airborne grunts do each other with jump wings.

When outsiders try to ban 'hazing' in all it's forms, it never completely goes away. It just turns into some weird shit the douchebags who can get away with shit pull when no one is looking. If it goes too far, oh well, no one wants to be the carl who ruins it. And those shenanigans by definition tend to go too far.

Then something innocuous like a pillow fight starts drawing blood. Supervisors are like WTF. Low and behold, some of the dumbshits had locks in thier pillow cases. Surprised Pikachu face. The douche bags to whom the rules dont apply for some reason don't normally get punished much ( at least not in ways that stick) but command get crucified for not supervising closely enough.

Then come more rules, and more briefings and more BS. Same douches keep doing weird shit to people and getting away with it. To be fair though, even that shit tends to sound worse than it is. Except for Marines, those idiots are straight up defective, šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh agreed.

And it never does go away, it just becomes more secretive. Hell, I’ve had my Rifles, Jump Wings, other skill badges, rank etc all beat into me. We all did. It was just something we went through. When I first got to my unit it was a major smoke fest until I had a few schools down. These were things we signed up for. We didn’t care about optics and you knew that everyone, from the lowest private to the CSM all went through it and it kept us all on level.

The issue is, like you said, outsiders trying to do away with this stuff. It happens no longer in the motor pool or in the quad outside the barracks, now it happens in the team room or in the barracks or housing of some TL or SL. It becomes unchecked and stupid shit happens.

I am glad I went through the ā€œhazingā€ I did - it brought me closer to the guys I served with.

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IntergalacticWalrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plenty of shit happens on the enlisted side...

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Jimmyprawns 1 point ago +1 / -0

This.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 0 points ago +2 / -2

Oh I’m well aware. But conventional Army officers always were weird - especially the service academy ones.

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IntergalacticWalrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whatever you say.

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223_Liberty_Tree 1 point ago +1 / -0

ehhrrm.

You mean "Whatever you say, daddy."

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Asull247 1 point ago +2 / -1

I never understood the hazing thing. Like if the only way to prove we can be bro’s is through hurt, I don’t want to be bro’s. Kinda like religion. My god wouldn’t have me doing half the shit some of these religions ask of people. Common sense isn’t so common these days.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 1 point ago +2 / -1

So I feel in certain units, it’s something that should stay.

Take treatment in Regiment of those fresh from RASP by Tabs. It has its place there, since it’s a major gut check of whether or not one can handle life in the Regiment. You sign for an Op 40 contract or volunteer during OSUT or BCT/AIT fully aware of what’s going to happen to you once you sign in at Batt. Everyone has gone through it, and it’s more of a badge of honor to have gone through the process than to be a transplant.

In some conventional unit where that high speed lifestyle doesn’t exist? Yeah I can see where that could be a problem.

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Cakes4077 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pillows start flying out of cannons in the initial volley against the swamp.

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xobodox 19 points ago +23 / -4

Where going to find out where the truth lies soon enough..

https://www.brighteon.com/d3a3792e-8d5d-4990-868a-87566077c09c

(on last bit of hope before the lead starts flying)

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randomuser9193 7 points ago +7 / -0

The hopium on this video is mental.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago +1 / -0

God I'm sick of the hopium. Just let shit hit the fan already.

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FliesTheFlag 44 points ago +44 / -0

With a side of Goya beans.

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JKillen 11 points ago +11 / -0

They make great coconut water. Con pulpa or gfy

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fart for freedom!

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Jimmyprawns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hypersonic boost engage!!!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 35 points ago +35 / -0

You won't regret it. I've had 5 shoulder surgeries because of baseball injuries, and between the pillows and the topper, I actually almost sleep through the night.

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ChinaFlu 10 points ago +10 / -0

Solomon’s seal for ligaments. Worked wonders for my wrists and knees.

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3870x2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I used to jump out of planes in the 5th. My back reflects those many jumps. I ordered two, they aren't here yet.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 20 points ago +20 / -0

use qanon as your promo code.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 12 points ago +13 / -1

even if you don't believe. its free money

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SpaceAce 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought only the commies believed in free money?

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 3 points ago +3 / -0

ya got me commrade

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hatdonuts2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bought two the other day with this code, saved $80!

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 5 points ago +5 / -0

SAVED $80 on a pillow?

what are they, stuffed with gold?

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hatdonuts2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bought two premium pillows. $40 off each. Normally $69. Nice.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 3 points ago +4 / -1

that's still a lot for pillow

they must feel like big comfy tits

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hatdonuts2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what I'm hoping for! Hope the hype is right. That's why I finally felt okay buying one. Spending $30 on a pillow is much easier to do.

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momofshotgun 4 points ago +4 / -0

That code isn't valid anymore.

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Johnfox13 184 points ago +184 / -0

The whole world knows he is illegitimate

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MAGA_SCIENCE 71 points ago +76 / -5

Yeah we get to witness a military coup and installment of an unelected and compromised leader. Fuggin awesome. And they somehow think they can force the entire population to comply.

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a7d69fff69534ee994c6 27 points ago +47 / -20

And they somehow think they can force the entire population to comply.

Why wouldn’t they?

Cuckservatives are too busy winning the ā€œMuh Opticsā€ Olympics, going to church, playing golf, drinking Starbucks, and paying their wife’s boyfriend to get off their fucking ass and doing something about it.

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BlancheNegre 16 points ago +16 / -0

Pretty much. The optics crowd is going to lecture us on media perception event as we're being lined up against the wall.

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farstriderr 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't forget calling anyone who fights antifa or a false flag.

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randomusers239874 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or "glowie".

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SuckMyAnusTwitter 4 points ago +6 / -2

As you chill at home typing on your phone/computer lol.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 2 points ago +2 / -0

get off their fucking ass and doing something about it.

it looks to me like they are about to

the dems seem to think so

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

What, we don't need more "based black guys" around here?

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Revolution Will Be Televised

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

well they can and they did

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MAGA_SCIENCE 4 points ago +4 / -0

They depend on us. People supply military personnel and tax revenue. We make the economy. States stand between the people and federal government. The country can object to DC and push them out. They are on their way to this situation. Every person writing exempt on tax returns to soldiers leaving their posts. They lost their media influence and their censorship has proved to be a massive failure. They can install their little puppet but they are dependent upon us. This goes for monopolies as well.

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TenScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

that's probably true, otherwise they wouldn't care so much to brainwash and censor us

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are the means of production. It is us they want to own.

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MAGA_SCIENCE 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't deploy active military because of a small riot being blown out of hysteria world for optics. You don't call political opposition isurrectionist and it not get a response from the people who feed this country.

Right now Soldiers are being used as props for political optics. If there is no credible nation state threat, expect massive fall out and support. The disrespect of command and former leaders will be humiliating. Families will convince their kids not to join. Within 5 years the drop will be massive.

If Biden or whatever general he puts in charge, if they ever ask their soldiers to turn on Americans who disagree politically and use social scoring for loyalty - shit dies fast. Soldiers will leave.

Marxism alone and the stupid PC culture is losing soldiers as we speak.

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MAGA_SCIENCE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for your service. Yeah it's a sad day that we are witnessing an installment of a puppet for monopolies. It's going to get real political internally for you. I would keep my opinions to myself and the enemy close. Knowing which you can trust will be very different in your situation. Stay strong and thanks again for your service

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Yowza2020baby 127 points ago +127 / -0

Most votes ever my ass

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MAGA_SCIENCE 42 points ago +42 / -0

Worried about 20% having democrat registration but we saw entire bases voting 100% for Biden.

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Sea_Still 29 points ago +30 / -1

The most illegal votes by a mile

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ScullyMully 23 points ago +23 / -0

illegal

UNDOCUMENTED, you fascist! NOTHING is illegal.

Except touching Nancy Pelosi's vodka freezer: that's treason

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Sea_Still 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok that made me LOL

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 2 points ago +2 / -0

he did get the most votes

but most of them weren't cast by voters

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Sea_Still 118 points ago +119 / -1

If You Need All This To Protect Your Inauguration from the People, Maybe the Fucking People Didn’t Fucking Elect You!

https://files.catbox.moe/2jxu3b.mp4

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MAGA_SCIENCE 37 points ago +37 / -0

Exactly and he had the most historic vote in history but failed running as President many times before. They sure know how to pull one over on us.

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Sea_Still 21 points ago +22 / -1

The whole world knows they cheated BIGLY

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MICHIGANisRED 7 points ago +7 / -0

And of all the times he ran before, he put the least amount of effort into it this time around.

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MAGA_SCIENCE 1 point ago +1 / -0

They lost to populism and now they are forcing their regime. Like its gonna work much less last.

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SweatTryhardSweat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit. It looks like they want a Tiananmen Square 2.0

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Rubberbunnies 88 points ago +88 / -0

The only way this makes sense, is EITHER Xiden is being installed as a puppet dictator, OR shit is gonna get freaky. That’s it, and I honestly have no idea.

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Francis 34 points ago +35 / -1

I think it's pretty much a false flag, where the establishment is planning something and will claim that Patriots are responsible.

They always tell us their plans, and also accuse others of doing something that they are actually doing.

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oldhankdonald 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think it’s just to drive a narrative that the Trump supporters are toxic and dangerous. They’ve already programmed it into the NPC’s brain chips over the last week so, in there minds, when nothing happens it’s only because of the extreme measures taken. That’s what’s happening.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 2 points ago +2 / -0

nah this is way too much for a false flag

they are spending and losing $100Ms

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lolpaladins 2 points ago +2 / -0

thats chump change compared to their plans, 1T is simply 1 year of spending bills in the u.s. and they are planning our future for a thousand year global "empire"...

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Lazarus-IXXI 4 points ago +7 / -3

Hopium ~

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take a dash of doomium with it. Makes cocain and whiskey look like child's play.

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LtPatterson 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the former.

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BabbleRabble 79 points ago +79 / -0

"Washington DC: Hollywood ain't got NOTHING on the fake ass shit we pump out"

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Vermin 14 points ago +15 / -1

Underrated comment.
Wish I could give you nine extra upvotes.

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FamburgerHelper 29 points ago +29 / -0

Try Dominion.

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Vermin 10 points ago +10 / -0

"For all your vote needs, we are here for you." :)

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Kalom69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's reiterate "ALL of your vote needs" šŸ‘šŸ»

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Jimmyprawns 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We define winning!!!"

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ThatsDoable 63 points ago +63 / -0

I'm beginning to actually believe Trump set them up.

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Viewer01 18 points ago +18 / -0

all I know is I wouldn't want to be in DC for the next week.

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Lazarus-IXXI 7 points ago +13 / -6

Hopium ~

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 2 points ago +2 / -0

think of all of the other shit they have to deal with

i am looking forward to Patriots v blacktifa v the Bidet regime

Lincoln only had to deal with two sides

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ShyRipley 46 points ago +46 / -0

4:50 in the afternoon on a Monday.

33,076 people watching the RSBN reporter wander around the boarded up, fenced in, deserted streets of DC.

But Sleepy Joe is the most popular pr... oh never mind

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SomeoneInHouston 43 points ago +44 / -1

President Trump knows Hillary tried to steal the 2016 election. He knows DNC would again try to steal it. President Trump had General Flynn telling him everything he knew. President Trump knew who was a bad guy. It's been said there's been a plan to rid D.C. of the corruption for years.

I've GOT to believe this is the hill. This is where it ends one way or another - for Good or for Evil.

My money is it ends for Good. President Trump and the White Hats will prevail.

Wednesday can't come soon enough.

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540k-Again 19 points ago +19 / -0

Amen. To paraphrase some of the US Generals & Admirals at the start of WW2, there isn't any doubt of the outcome, it's just a matter of how much time, men, lives, equipment, it will take to win.

I hope and pray it's the good path to the good outcome, rather than the bad path to the good outcome. But the good outcome isn't in doubt.

"Peaceful transition" from 4 Years of President Trump playing epik Defense, to 4 Years of President Trump playing bigly Offense.

Some may try and tell us that this is the end of an era. But what they overlook is that in America, every day is a new beginning, and every sunset is merely the latest milestone on a voyage that never ends. For this is the land that has never become, but is always in the act of becoming. Emerson was right: America is the land of tomorrow. — Ronald Reagan

Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong. —Ronald Reagan

Let friend and foe alike know that America has the muscle to back up its words. — Ronald Reagan

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. — Ronald Reagan

Those who would trade our freedom for the soup kitchen of the welfare state have told us that they have a utopian solution of peace without victory. They call their policy "accommodation". And they say if we only avoid any direct confrontation with the enemy, he will forget his evil ways and learn to love us. . . . We cannot buy our security, our freedom from the threat of the bomb by committing an immorality so great as saying to a billion human beings now in slavery behind the Iron Curtain, "Give up your dreams of freedom because to save our own skin, we are willing to make a deal with your slave-masters". — Ronald Reagan

While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future. —Ronald Reagan

Being free and prosperous in a world at peace. That's our ultimate goal. —Ronald Reagan

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kastmaster2000 9 points ago +9 / -0

A Reagan quote a day, keeps the commies at bay.

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Zamperini 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for these quotes! Ronnie was the man! Too bad I was a high school punk that believed the media’s lies back then. These days they’ve grown even better at lying.

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a7d69fff69534ee994c6 41 points ago +41 / -0

Funny how there isn’t a peep out of the ACLU over this crap.

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MAGA_SCIENCE 15 points ago +15 / -0

Right. We should be on their ass.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 1 point ago +2 / -1

The CL stands for Certain Lastnames.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

ACLU is dead.

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WhatTheActualFuckS 1 point ago +1 / -0

What exactly would they sue for?

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a7d69fff69534ee994c6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Freedom of movement as it pertains to privileges and immunities clause for starters.

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FluffiPuff 39 points ago +39 / -0

Just super wow. I am going to God in prayer, that He give us courage. I lift mine eyes unto the Hills, from whence cometh my help -

My help cometh from the Lord.

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DK_The_White 36 points ago +38 / -2

False flag occurs. National guard called in.

Trump places DC in State of Emergency. 25,000 troops on ground.

Two days before inauguration day. DC on full lockdown because of more false flags.

Celebrities can't fly in. Citizens can't show up to watch on the 20th.

Just the military and corrupt politicians.

Remember the military has to make the arrest when treason is involved.

MFW the pieces are falling together.

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ProphetOfKek 20 points ago +20 / -0

The treason occurred nov 3rd.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unfortunately you are correct about my moniker 😐

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Treintrientje 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still think RICO: conspiring to get Biden * fraudulently* inaugurated for personal gain? In that case they'd have to prove there was something gained on knowingly false information for the whole legal argument to be proven?

*edited in later

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Treason has been committed multiple times by leftists this election cycle not just on Nov. 3rd.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I’m well aware. But there are a lot of people unironically saying that Biden needs to seal the deal before they can do anything šŸ™„

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dingua 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is all delusional. Biden will be inaugurated on the 20th; obstinately denying reality in favor of these feelgood delusions is sublimely silly.

Remember the military has to make the arrest when treason is involved.

As an aside, this certainly isn't true.

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Damiano 2 points ago +2 / -0

Citizens can't show up to watch on the 20th.

We couldn’t watch them count votes either. You expected them to let us watch the culmination of the fraud?

Damn peasant deplorables. You don’t get to watch your betters. Just sit in your trailer parks with the 18 illegitimate kids you birthed with your sister and do as you’re told. They will come for you when it’s time to go to the camps.

/ DC resident thinking

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7.62swinebuster 34 points ago +34 / -0

All about the optics. Had they not undertaken this fortification sht show in D.C NOBODY would have showed up on the peasant grass to watch Joe take the oath 1/20. Now they can blame no crowds on security measures.

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MAGA_SCIENCE 41 points ago +41 / -0

Shit. Thousands of Trump supporters would be there with flags booing him. They fear us humiliating him.

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BuckOFive 2 points ago +2 / -0

i bet a lot of biden's audience will be national guard in regular clothes

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sentient-potato 29 points ago +30 / -1

Oh, look. It's the USSA.

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FarmingLeftBollocks 28 points ago +28 / -0

Nah, just the SSA. No fucking unity to be seen

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MICHIGANisRED 5 points ago +5 / -0

The democrat party doesn't even have unity within itself.

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Neither does the Republican Party. Somehow 95%+ of registered Republicans consistently approved of Trump all term yet voted for establishment RINOs that fight against him tooth and nail?

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MAGA_SCIENCE 23 points ago +23 / -0

Just in:

The Pentagon has deployed 750 specially trained members of the US military — including bomb squads and trauma medics — to Washington, DC, amid security concerns

The troops also include active-duty personnel trained in ā€œextraction and decontamination operationsā€ following attacks with chemical, biological, nuclear, radiological and explosive weapons, the Department of Defense said Monday.

Sauce: https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/pentagon-deploys-troops-to-dc-ahead-of-biden-inauguration/

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CarpenterRichard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like China gonna attack. Wonder why?

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MAGA_SCIENCE 4 points ago +4 / -0

They better pray if they do.

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

That bit is prolly a normal thing that wouldn't have been advertised or noticed under normal conditions. Not saying there isnt weird shit happening, but it's reached a point where everything is starting to look weird. Normally we would see this stuff and look for a rational explanation. But with all the fuckery going there is a healthy tendency to question things we normally wouldn't notice let alone question.

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MAGA_SCIENCE 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not normal. Bomb and extraction yes but nuclear takes 5 years or more to be field ready. You protect them and bring them in when absolutely necessary. They are more valuable than your top Seal team. It's only typical for a very credible threat from a nation state. You do not see this high of a number unless you are preparing a campaign or its serious solid intelligence.

It wouldn't be posts from TDW and a wild Capitol protest that causes their presence.

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Sea_Still 23 points ago +23 / -0

Beijing Biden: "We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics"

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Spawnlingman 18 points ago +18 / -0

Shit show

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PantifaGs 17 points ago +17 / -0

I've cracked the code. The NG and metal barriers are to protect Biden from the dead people who are going to rise from the grave and protest their votes going to Biden. Not even they want him as President.

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John_Bigbootay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Finally, a solid zombie apocalypse theory!

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MAGA_SCIENCE 17 points ago +17 / -0

Shit, guess school and rush hour is stuck.

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TheBestIsYetToCum 15 points ago +15 / -0

Looks like they did a fantastic job setting the stage for military tribunals!!

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ChinaFlu 14 points ago +14 / -0

Someone sneezed and the dems thought it was a gunshot. They are jumpy.

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thisisatestof2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Over the summer the left was screaming when Portland, Seattle, etc. installed the same fences around police stations, courthouses, due to "mostly peaceful" BLM arson, looting and vandalism, now they can't get enough installed.

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Oback_Barama 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are these the same ā€œstormtroopersā€ that moved vandals and arsonists back a block over the summer?

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jweeks221 13 points ago +13 / -0

How dare they fly that betsy ross flag !!!!!!

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bidensmissingbrain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shithead doesn't deserve to have any US flag flying behind him.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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slangin_paint 13 points ago +13 / -0

"The shit circus is coming to town, Randy."

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pokeman 12 points ago +12 / -0

What the fuck is going on?? Is DC gonna be invaded by aliens????? Pretty pissed my taxes are paying for this....unless it's an alien invsasion.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nothing says "We totally won" like having to inaugurate yourself under armed guard whilst the people are told their attendence is not required.

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Damiano 2 points ago +2 / -0

But, but, but CNN said that he won by the most votes in history and was the most popular president ever and the election was the most secure election ever without any evidence of fraud!

And Trump was a Nazi, White Supremacist supporting hater who hates and was the least popular and most corrupt President ever! No one liked Trump unless they are a hating hater who hates and there are very few of those people and all of them are missing teeth, live in trailer parks, and are so uneducated that they can even read Twitter if it’s spelled out all in emojis!

/s

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 11 points ago +11 / -0

LOL!

they are doing background checks on soldiers

they want to ban pillows

the capitol was evacuated because of some bum's fire

they know how fucking pissed the country is and they are scared

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IntergalacticWalrus 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re banning pillows?

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 5 points ago +5 / -0

they are trying to get retailers to stop selling My Pillow

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MAGA_SCIENCE 11 points ago +11 / -0

Imagine being appointed by this Admin after seeing this shitshow. I would keep it on the low. Fucking embarrassment.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

They glory in their shame.

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MAGA_SCIENCE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Did they find the missing humvee in the city with the most surveillance and 247 drone watch?

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

A humvee should stick out as much as an Abrams tank in DC. But if I were a guessing man, check the f bi garage.

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MAGA_SCIENCE 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seriously though. So many eyes in DC skies and a humvee goes missing? Its gonna show up next to a patsy Trump supporter.

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spezisacuckold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t they have GPS trackers on them? SMDH

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PN_OShea 9 points ago +9 / -0

These are not the actions of a legitimately elected President.

These are the actions of a fraudulent criminal.

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PaineThomas 8 points ago +8 / -0

That RSBN anchor is a doomer if I've ever heard one. I can't even listen to him.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 8 points ago +8 / -0

101K watching empty streets!

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

101K watching empty streets Biden’s inaugural audience!

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JoeBidenEatsBabies 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s about 100k more than will be watching the actual inauguration

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

i think a lot of people will

not because they give a shit about pedo joe but because they want to see if anything happens

25,000 troops tells me something will happen

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MAGA_SCIENCE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I watch any legit media. Right now that's OAN and RSBN

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

give RT an honest try

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MAGA_SCIENCE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Russian Times?

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

RT.com

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WeinerLapTop 7 points ago +7 / -0

Verizon is sponsoring the theft of our country!? Awesome.

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MAGA_SCIENCE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Monopolies have by force of 4 hedge funds.

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Error404 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just ordered 4 pillows! FUCK COMMIES

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Dragonball 7 points ago +7 / -0

Father in Heaven please destroy Washington DC and wipe it off the planet. It has become the residence of Satan worshippers and it needs to be totally destroyed.

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Dahnald2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is wild

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MAGAcadabra 6 points ago +6 / -0

But, why?

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TenScoops 6 points ago +6 / -0

what is going on? Is Leader Xi showing up for the commie inauguration?

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Train_w_no_brakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Melania just posted her farewell speech. Nothing is going to happen.

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SpiroSalamar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dang it, was thinking about heading out the door

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MAGA_SCIENCE 2 points ago +6 / -4

Its 12:30 AM in Russia, you can wait.

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themaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

looks like east berlin

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Annpi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jo and Blow appear to be the most hated ppl in the world..... no?

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SimpleGoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't help but laugh when I am reminded how woke our nation has become. Female soldiers? Are you serious? Lololol

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bleeding but not dying!

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IHatePedophiles 1 point ago +2 / -1

Women are better marksmen than men, in general. Now, courage under fire? That's a hard sell.

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BotFlyPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeq, but its the 20 mile hump with an 80 lb ruck that gets them. On our forced humps, within the 1st few miles they were all in the pussy truck.

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dieb4globalism 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ignore this farce for the next 4 years

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 5 points ago +5 / -0

"We see tents. Troops may be living in them." RSBN INVESTIGATES

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Jsmitty112 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck Biden!!!

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ScullyMully 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's just to keep Garth "Goodyear" Brooks and Trisha "Dumptruck" Yearwood away from the celebration buffets...free vittles!

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 4 points ago +4 / -0

TEXANS DEPLOY TO THE BORDER!

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Artek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are the headlines below true or just what the others are saying?