It's inauguration, Biden gets up on stage, but panic starts to rise throughout the city. The pillow salesman has arrived, and his super comfy pillows are immediately knocking out the tired nat guard, who have been operating on 4 hours of sleep. They try everything to stop him, but nothing works, they're guns are blocked by his pillow armor, his based-ness stops their vicious words.
Fuck it. I'm ordering one of those pillows.
What a timeline. The republic will be saved by a pillow salesman!
It's inauguration, Biden gets up on stage, but panic starts to rise throughout the city. The pillow salesman has arrived, and his super comfy pillows are immediately knocking out the tired nat guard, who have been operating on 4 hours of sleep. They try everything to stop him, but nothing works, they're guns are blocked by his pillow armor, his based-ness stops their vicious words.