It's inauguration, Biden gets up on stage, but panic starts to rise throughout the city. The pillow salesman has arrived, and his super comfy pillows are immediately knocking out the tired nat guard, who have been operating on 4 hours of sleep. They try everything to stop him, but nothing works, they're guns are blocked by his pillow armor, his based-ness stops their vicious words.
With him, an army of Hotties for Trump chicks naked my-pillow fighting outside the gate as a distraction while the Magatron mech suit rises from the reflecting pool.
What a timeline. The republic will be saved by a pillow salesman!
It's inauguration, Biden gets up on stage, but panic starts to rise throughout the city. The pillow salesman has arrived, and his super comfy pillows are immediately knocking out the tired nat guard, who have been operating on 4 hours of sleep. They try everything to stop him, but nothing works, they're guns are blocked by his pillow armor, his based-ness stops their vicious words.
With him, an army of Hotties for Trump chicks naked my-pillow fighting outside the gate as a distraction while the Magatron mech suit rises from the reflecting pool.
Who could forget the magatron mech, what else could all those mypillow sales possibly have funded.