616 posted 85 days ago by cereal 85 days ago by cereal +618 / -2 25 comments share 25 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (25) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 24 ▼ – AppleSauceBoss 24 points 85 days ago +24 / -0 This sounds like a fluff piece. permalink save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – TruthVelocity 13 points 85 days ago +13 / -0 It's meant to soften the blow. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – DrWeeGee 7 points 85 days ago +7 / -0 Its a bold move, cotton permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – Calimander 8 points 85 days ago +8 / -0 MyPillow™ Body pillows to the face of every commie permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – DeepStateDolt 8 points 85 days ago +8 / -0 His patented fill wasn't designed for comfort. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – AndrewCuomosEmmy 6 points 85 days ago +6 / -0 Scalia smiles down from heaven. "Sweet, sweet karma." permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – TheSaltyProphet 6 points 85 days ago +6 / -0 ......... maybe..... probably..... would be pretty damn epic. I’m in. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Creepy_Ginger 5 points 85 days ago +5 / -0 You're supposed to prove it true as you're the claimant. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – deleted 6 points 85 days ago +6 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 85 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – Gingabombs 3 points 85 days ago +3 / -0 This is where they'll introduce they're new down pillows, feathers everywhere permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – AsaNisiMAGA 1 point 85 days ago +1 / -0 Then we can repurpose them to tar and feather the traitors. In Minecraft. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 85 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – KeepingAmericaGreat 2 points 85 days ago +2 / -0 "You can bite it or fight with it. Son, you're taking that pillow," Tommy Lee Jones character. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – brogarn 2 points 85 days ago +2 / -0 THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 85 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – Teqsan 2 points 85 days ago +2 / -0 Wait a sec!! I just ordered a few days ago with expedited shipping. I’ll be kinda sad if I get mine back and it’s already covered in commie tears. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Vince_Fosters_Shoe 2 points 85 days ago +2 / -0 All I know is mypillow is made of breathable material so you can't smother commies. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – d_bokk 2 points 85 days ago +2 / -0 He's developing a pillow so impossible to sleep on that even Sleepy Joe will be forced to do is job. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – SaltyCajun 1 point 85 days ago +1 / -0 Yep, we are at war!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – the_Worm 1 point 85 days ago +1 / -0 Mills Lane has entered the chat permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 85 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – Username455231 1 point 85 days ago +1 / -0 The nooses will be woven of fine egyption cotton. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – vercingetorix4 1 point 85 days ago +1 / -0 This post made me genuinely laugh for the first time today. Thank you. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 85 days ago +1 / -0
This sounds like a fluff piece.
It's meant to soften the blow.
Its a bold move, cotton
MyPillow™ Body pillows to the face of every commie
His patented fill wasn't designed for comfort.
Scalia smiles down from heaven.
"Sweet, sweet karma."
......... maybe..... probably..... would be pretty damn epic. I’m in.
You're supposed to prove it true as you're the claimant.
This is where they'll introduce they're new down pillows, feathers everywhere
Then we can repurpose them to tar and feather the traitors. In Minecraft.
"You can bite it or fight with it. Son, you're taking that pillow," Tommy Lee Jones character.
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!
Wait a sec!! I just ordered a few days ago with expedited shipping. I’ll be kinda sad if I get mine back and it’s already covered in commie tears.
All I know is mypillow is made of breathable material so you can't smother commies.
He's developing a pillow so impossible to sleep on that even Sleepy Joe will be forced to do is job.
Yep, we are at war!!!
Mills Lane has entered the chat
The nooses will be woven of fine egyption cotton.
This post made me genuinely laugh for the first time today. Thank you.