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AppleSauceBoss 24 points ago +24 / -0

This sounds like a fluff piece.

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TruthVelocity 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's meant to soften the blow.

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DrWeeGee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its a bold move, cotton

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Calimander 8 points ago +8 / -0

MyPillow™ Body pillows to the face of every commie

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DeepStateDolt 8 points ago +8 / -0

His patented fill wasn't designed for comfort.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Scalia smiles down from heaven.

"Sweet, sweet karma."

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TheSaltyProphet 6 points ago +6 / -0

......... maybe..... probably..... would be pretty damn epic. I’m in.

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Creepy_Ginger 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're supposed to prove it true as you're the claimant.

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Gingabombs 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is where they'll introduce they're new down pillows, feathers everywhere

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AsaNisiMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then we can repurpose them to tar and feather the traitors. In Minecraft.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You can bite it or fight with it. Son, you're taking that pillow," Tommy Lee Jones character.

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brogarn 2 points ago +2 / -0

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!

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Teqsan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait a sec!! I just ordered a few days ago with expedited shipping. I’ll be kinda sad if I get mine back and it’s already covered in commie tears.

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Vince_Fosters_Shoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I know is mypillow is made of breathable material so you can't smother commies.

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d_bokk 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's developing a pillow so impossible to sleep on that even Sleepy Joe will be forced to do is job.

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SaltyCajun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, we are at war!!!

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the_Worm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mills Lane has entered the chat

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Username455231 1 point ago +1 / -0

The nooses will be woven of fine egyption cotton.

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vercingetorix4 1 point ago +1 / -0

This post made me genuinely laugh for the first time today. Thank you.

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