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MooseKnukl3 83 points ago +84 / -1

This reminds me of the paranoid ex gf who constantly accuses you of cheating and tries to sneak into your phone when you are asleep to see who you are texting. Usually the cheaters are the most paranoid that you are cheating.

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ObjectiveReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I'd sell out my duty to install my candidate of choice, so obviously you would too"