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TownesVanCamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

You will be lucky to get Brazil.

Venezuela is what you will get and you will like it. Can you field dress a rat?

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MuhFreeStuff [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

We came from the West Virginia coal mines,

And the Rocky Mountains, and the western skies;

And we can skin a buck, we can run a trot line,

And a country boy can survive,

Country folks can survive!

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TownesVanCamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am a cornbread eatin' farm kid. My wife is as city as it gets. She was worried about if there isn't any food at the grocery store. She was most likely teasing me about my fears of of full blown communism.

I told her I'd walk out the front door and kill one of those fucking geese that shits on my sidewalk everyday. The look on her face confirmed that she had never considered those animals as a food source.

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MuhFreeStuff [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep!