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Owned (media.communities.win)
posted ago by SoylentSmith9 +868 / -0
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MNtendo 66 points ago +66 / -0

That dude for sure owns a body-sized anime pillow

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IamM 25 points ago +25 / -0

"A" is a bit too generous. Based on the number of chins he has, he owns at least a dozen and fabreezes them every 3 hours.

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ScullyMully 3 points ago +3 / -0

"More Chins than the Hong Kong phone book"

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Curlybill 12 points ago +13 / -1

Inappropriately laughed at this you blew my cover at the j edgar building

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MarsellusWallace 34 points ago +34 / -0

Dude lives in fucking Alabama and he’s calling people toothless pond scum?? What fucking planet is he on?

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iSignedUpForThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Projection! That's the left's only defense.

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zaowood 31 points ago +31 / -0

Which happens first?

(a) he has sex with a woman

(b) he finds a job, given his useless degree

(c) Tim Pool makes a definitive decision about something

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pink-moonbeam 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well I don’t think Tim Pool will ever make a definitive decision, so it would have to be (a) or (b).

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Racerx719 4 points ago +4 / -0

C

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Night 3 points ago +3 / -0

A. I think.

Pet racoons can identify as women now, right?

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LindaSarsourCunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

(d) only (c) occurs.

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fuckapplelol 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'll probably find a job in a xiden work camp

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artbelldancingqueen 24 points ago +24 / -0

I have a few of these people on my facebook and it's just hilarious. The left are always acting like they are these moral champions battling hateful evil... but the only evil I ever see is coming out of them.

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zaowood 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, there's a reason they think they see fascists and racists everywhere... they see them every day in the mirror.

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fdagasfd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most people are just looking for someone to hate so they can feel good about themselves.

The left uses identitarianism as a kind of moral currency. "I love black people so fuck that white guy!" etc.

It doesn't make them a good person, but their authorities do it and they don't know any better. Occasionally there may be moments of clarity: "Guys, why are we so divided???" but they'll never realize their role or change.

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NeilNewsNetwork 12 points ago +12 / -0

In breaking news, Coleman Bonner has just been appointed by the Biden Administration as the new head of U.S. Department of Agriculture Office of Rural Development.

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Pepesforfreedom 11 points ago +11 / -0

I mean, look at him? Who in the hell gave him the idea he is better than anyone?

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jennyfrutex 6 points ago +6 / -0

His wife's boyfriend, maybe.

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SandbarGirl 8 points ago +8 / -0

He will NEVER have a wife.

Sincerely,

Any human with estrogen in their body

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Recyclops 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chins up, Boner.

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Erkme73 8 points ago +8 / -0

Actions have consequences. Unfortunately, it wouldn't surprise me if at some point that company is canceled/deplatformed for defending Trump supporters.

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jennyfrutex 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gatlinburg's touristy, sure, but it's charming, and it's right in the middle of gorgeous mountains. Coleman Bonner is asshoe.

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suburban_woman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny bc he looks inbred with a side of beetus and prolly has empty dew bottles all on the floorboard of his car.

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ronaldcamillo123 5 points ago +5 / -0

He permanently looks like he needs a shower.

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Anyslogan2 5 points ago +5 / -0

So typical.The left’s movement was all about hate. The MAGA movement was about love of country, freedom, and making America better for everyone. The Dems just wanted to tear everything down.

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raptor_says 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice chins bro.

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unique_string 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah he definitely wasn't in Gatlinburg to go hiking in the Smokeys, they got all that beautiful unadulterated nature to enjoy for the visitors who eschew consumerism. They even have some nice evil consumerist capitalist business that'll pack you a nice lunch so you can get away from it all easier. If the new south bothers you then The Museum of Appalachia isn't too far away from Gatlinburg either, you can go see how people lived before consumerism and reminisce about what you're missing out on.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like I need a vacation!

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brogarn 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looks like someone his company was looking for an excuse to fire prior to his mouth getting him canned.

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Pecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gather up the reins of someones self righteous ego and you can lead them anywhere.

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TrumpLovesPussy 3 points ago +4 / -1

another post from news in 2016

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FuckTheOtherSide 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't be a fat faggoty looking piece of shit like this & call yourself an "elitist". Bongino has been hitting it on the head lately when he talks about smart stupid people. Describes a good portion of Bay Area natives although we have a ton of stupid stupid people here as well.

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justwow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like he consumes more than his share. So much hate!

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ColonelTravis 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy has intimate experience with diabetes.

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Night 2 points ago +2 / -0

That fat, sloppy, tub of goo has the nerve to insult anyone else? And talk about diabetes...holy shit if he (zhe?) doesn't look to be in the running for the face of the National Diabetic Retinopathy Relief Fund.

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MajorCaticus 2 points ago +2 / -0

We seriously need a MAGAboycott.win site. The left has been committing economic terrorism against us for decades. We should at least be fighting them to a stalemate.

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vercingetorix4 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am working on developing something like this. Rating companies on past political support, censorship, and a few other indexes. I think it'd have to be community run with some moderation.

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Firestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Furthermore that he/she probably started the fire himself to prove “global warming”

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DiamondJoeQuimby 2 points ago +2 / -0

with any luck, a resident of the Volunteer State will volunteer to beat this mangy shitbag to within an inch of his life

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AB-IXOYE 2 points ago +2 / -0

These people were tarred and feathered 100 years ago.

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Shesaidwhat79 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow you very rarely see some one on the other side get payback. Nice to see a little justice.

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Hutchy1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why the world needs free speech, so we can know who the enemies are.

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PineapplePenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine being this terrible of a person and thinking you're "elite"

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

She certainly looks like every gender-studies cat-pee scented Progressive "I'm With Her" woman at every Covens 4 Biden meet up ever.

Also most Reddit mods

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2Legit2Quit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do they always all look the same?

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PatriotGabriel 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm confused, he called himself a "smarmy liberal elitist"?

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ThundrGatti 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does this lumpy piece of shit not have a mirror?

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BetterThanReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it bad I'm more surprised that this guy had a job?

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ninja009 1 point ago +1 / -0

If that is how he looks with with clothes on lord almighty it must retina searing when it is naked.

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untumulted -1 points ago +1 / -2

Hey, we aren't liberals, praising a man's job loss...shit now we have to support the ungrateful celibate.