posted ago by TuNeCedeMalis ago by TuNeCedeMalis +10 / -1

My dad works for the FBI and said that trump is going to remain president and all the bad guys are going to be arrested!!!

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cornfedandconfused 3 points ago +3 / -0

Low grade hopium but it all melts into my spoon the same.

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TuNeCedeMalis [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

FBI has experimental high dose hopium, kind of like dabs for weed. I've tried it. Too much gives you a nasty hangover tho

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weezysweasel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dudes not your dad. Your mom fucked the mailman. Come on, put 2 and 2 together buddy.

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TuNeCedeMalis [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The mailmen are fraudsters who steal elections, but my dad was undercover at the time.

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weezysweasel 2 points ago +2 / -0

K. I hope youre not trolling. Ciao fren.

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TuNeCedeMalis [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not this one's for real!

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blvntbr 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU MEAN THE MAILMEN STEAL ERECTIONS AND HIDE UNDER THE COVERS??

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NomadicKrow2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool, let us know how that works out

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TuNeCedeMalis [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I won't have to let you know, you'll see for yourself on the 20th!!!! TrUsT tHE pLaN!

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burritolivesmatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah and biden won fair and square......

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TuNeCedeMalis [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

No trump is the fair winner, biden stole the election. We know because in the Gina haspell shootout she confessed and is at gitmo right now giving up all the other bad guys. She is also ambassador to the lizard people and is willing to broker a peace agreement

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Averon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure how just working for the FBI would impart such knowledge on someone.

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TuNeCedeMalis [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's cool, you don't need to know how it works. Just trust