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When Biden's Army is only Biden Supporters..... (media.patriots.win) 🖕FUCK CHINA🖕
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geotus3000 121 points ago +121 / -0

Vetting complete.

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DebunkTheLeft 48 points ago +49 / -1

WAAAAAAAAY to in shape to be Biden supporters.

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SquareBites 15 points ago +19 / -4

Never understood this insult.

Yes, Liberals are health-conscious, soy/vegan, $50 a session Soul Cycle coastal elites...

But they're also fat, lazy, and expect the government to give them everything? That's like everything in the rainbow.

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Aoikaze2000 35 points ago +35 / -0

The problem is that most of the health conscious liberals are also really sickly looking stick people with no muscle and no body fat...

Like the women and men are so androgynous that it can be difficult to tell them apart.

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consumptiveballerina 20 points ago +20 / -0

There's being healthy, and then there's orthorexia, when someone is so obsessed with eating right that they slowly eliminate every "bad" food until their entire diet is radishes and kale, or something like that. It happened to my sister, coincidentally or not when she was attending a really liberal college in Oregon. After graduation she moved to San Francisco, and she was too weak to carry anything. My dad and I had to move everything.

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AgentSmith 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have to look for a bulge in their rompers

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caKAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Considering how many Biden Supporters don't even know their gender, want to be seen as nondiscrimintory against fat people, or are just Soy Boys, it doesn't look like the Army of Biden Supporters would do well fending off threats: foreign and domestic.

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Mr-J 1 point ago +1 / -0

its cause they dont eat meat

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Patriot_Cabbage 6 points ago +6 / -0

The top one is the elites who controls their Leftist mobs.

The bottom one is the Leftist mob.

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rockettails 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they're also fat, lazy and expect the government to give them everything?

To be fair, this isn't exclusive to liberals.

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hansgruber7 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are two type of liberals; neither of which are really in shape. There's the noodle-armed soy-boy androgynous types and then there are the fat lazy purple-haired ones.

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ATOZED 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE IRONY is.....you are describing the sort of people who would die very quickly under an actual Socialist regime !

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JudicialDredd 6 points ago +6 / -0

Xao Bideng!

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consumptiveballerina 5 points ago +5 / -0

They do have name tags, right? Otherwise I don't see how they tell each other apart.

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ROC1911 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not surprising. As a Chinese, I must say that Chinese people also feel that all non-Chinese look the same. However, after many year living in the US, I can comfortably tell white people apart, but I still have trouble telling different black folks. I guess I don’t know enough blacks.

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The_Diesel53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every single one of them looks the same.

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LessAndLessIronic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would they need to tell each other apart?

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point.

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SlowButterfly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rock n Road

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Patriot_Cabbage 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's the Japanese who have trouble with L's, but nonetheless, this made me giggle.

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The_Diesel53 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was all the Asians.

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NinjaPlease 2 points ago +5 / -3

Has China mastered cloning capability? Cause all these guys look the same , haha😂 not race based comment , just stating an obvious fact ...... ok fbi?

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Patriot_Cabbage 9 points ago +9 / -0

You laugh, but don't you remember the report that came out a month ago, that the CCP have actively been researching cloning and gene editing to create super soldiers?...

You don't need an infant to edit genes. God, I feel so bad for all the failed test subjects in the gene editing research. The pain they must've gone through is probably unimaginable, especially the kind of gene editing research that deals with the central and peripheral nervous system. Probably plenty of failed experiments to increase the amount of sensory nerves, which a failed experiment could create a situation where many orders of magnitude more pain nerves were produced, amounting to unimaginable pain. Something I try not to dwell on.

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LessAndLessIronic 6 points ago +6 / -0

super soldiers

In other news, China produced it's very first set of 45 pound barbell plates for domestic consumption. The pair of ultraheavy equipment pieces were moved by teams to a training facility for China's elite military. The exact use of the plates is classified, but some conspiracy theorists actually believe they will be bench pressed. Amazing if true.

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The_Diesel53 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn. It'd be like all those fucked-up failed Ripley clones from Alien: Resurrection.

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540k-Again 1 point ago +2 / -1

You laugh, but don't you remember the report ...researching cloning and gene editing to create super soldiers?..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Seed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_II:_The_Wrath_of_Khan

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consumptiveballerina 8 points ago +8 / -0

When we go to war with China, our soldiers are going to be really confused when they have to kill the same guy seven times.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've played enough video games not to care about a few reused assets; just keep killing them till they stop spawning.

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The_Diesel53 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahaha!!!

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TownHallBall 0 points ago +1 / -1

report to your nearest civil obedience center stat.

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ROC1911 -1 points ago +1 / -2

I bet if you know 100 Asians you wouldn’t say they look the same anymore. They do look a little similar, I guess the military life in China force people to toss individualism, practically turning soldiers into machines that don’t think. Gradually they tend to look similar. But a Chinese can easily tell them apart.

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Dracomax 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair, if you lined a whole bunch of American military who were the same race side by side, they would tend to look very similar as well. that is in some ways the point of military uniforms and regulations. It's not necessarily a suppression of individuality, but a subsuming of it into the group.

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Alienus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't worry.

Remember; even among the Nazi's there were high ranking generals that conspired against Hitler. I have faith that there are those among the uniform drab ranks...... who firmly represent the republic and are waiting for a chance to defend it. Sacrificing themselves and risking the stigmatization and punishment that awaits Biden supporters so that they can help save the republic from Biden.

There are patiots among even those ranks. I'm sure of it. I have faith.