30 If Mitt Romney was a bag, what kind of bag would he be? (thefunnyconservative.com) posted 86 days ago by Deemike 86 days ago by Deemike +30 / -0 13 comments share 13 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (13) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 6 ▼ – chicagotrauma 6 points 86 days ago +6 / -0 Colostomy permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Lisad 4 points 86 days ago +4 / -0 Shit bag permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Steven4385 3 points 86 days ago +3 / -0 douche permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Redeyeone 2 points 86 days ago +2 / -0 The cheap Walmart bags that are almost impossible to open, then the handle breaks halfway up the driveway, and your shit spills everywhere. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – WestCelt 1 point 86 days ago +1 / -0 Damn all the good ones are taken, I go for ALL of them permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Landslide_2020 1 point 86 days ago +1 / -0 Doggie bag comes to mind. Although. Come to think of it. He's more like the stuff you would put in a doggie bag. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – ISTApackagingguy 2 points 86 days ago +2 / -0 And then strap it to the top of the car. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Guffman 1 point 86 days ago +1 / -0 Scum.... permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Poxy 1 point 86 days ago +1 / -0 Hand bag of course, Mittens LOVES to be handled by his owners! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – DonVic 1 point 86 days ago +1 / -0 TEA BAG OF COURSE ! THE EPSTEIN TAPES TELL ALL ! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Jaggie 1 point 86 days ago +1 / -0 The kind people put there dog's turds in. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Taylor3006 1 point 86 days ago +1 / -0 Well to be fair, douche & colostomy bags are useful, Romney, notsomuch. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – DrSonicScream 1 point 86 days ago +1 / -0 Bag filled with fruit cake. Think it might be good until you look at it.. then no one wants it. permalink save report block reply
Colostomy
Shit bag
douche
The cheap Walmart bags that are almost impossible to open, then the handle breaks halfway up the driveway, and your shit spills everywhere.
Damn all the good ones are taken, I go for ALL of them
Doggie bag comes to mind. Although. Come to think of it. He's more like the stuff you would put in a doggie bag.
And then strap it to the top of the car.
Scum....
Hand bag of course, Mittens LOVES to be handled by his owners!
TEA BAG OF COURSE ! THE EPSTEIN TAPES TELL ALL !
The kind people put there dog's turds in.
Well to be fair, douche & colostomy bags are useful, Romney, notsomuch.
Bag filled with fruit cake. Think it might be good until you look at it.. then no one wants it.