Listen, and understand! That Terminator is out there! It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!” ;-)

LOL

Good one

Pillow Patriots vs pillow biters?

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes I think he’s just a giant troll bc of the fishy Justice Scalia pillow over head death. 😬

just because his pillows are soft doesn't mean this man isn't hard as fuck...

You've heard of the Silent Service?

Meet the Quiet Service.

go full discovery on their asses.

Okay, that's hilarious!

All the non-MyPillow pillows have been planning to kill their human owners for centuries. Lindell created the only non-human-hating pillow and is leading the charge against this ancient enemy. Luckily, only patriots have been purchasing these safe pillows. The pillow rapture beacons...

He puts people to sleep for a living. Most don't even dare speak his name. They simply whisper of the Sandman. Pray he doesn't come for you.

I love multi-use pillows.

The most comfortable death

He'll be who Trump backs for the next election. Everyone else that may have been a front runner betrayed Trump. Trump will back a successful businessman who stood beside him the whole way.

Not that our votes will actually count, but that's who he'll back.