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zaowood 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the non-MyPillow pillows have been planning to kill their human owners for centuries. Lindell created the only non-human-hating pillow and is leading the charge against this ancient enemy. Luckily, only patriots have been purchasing these safe pillows. The pillow rapture beacons...