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DigBickofGEOTUS2050 272 points ago +283 / -11

I wish he was joking

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deleted 121 points ago +145 / -24
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I-am-Orlando 42 points ago +50 / -8

There appears to be a real company: https://www.jkmoving.com/

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Snake 168 points ago +173 / -5

Does the company need to be fake for the symbolism to be real?

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SutopSutolf [S] 78 points ago +83 / -5

Exactly.

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djordje77 15 points ago +19 / -4

Doesn't look like the White House?

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Judiwont 25 points ago +25 / -0

The winter White House.

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Lion in Winter

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okayokay 15 points ago +16 / -1

Mar a lago?

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Eviliskillingus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes

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Hinano 10 points ago +11 / -1

Mar a lago

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mar ... a lago

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BofaDeez 5 points ago +5 / -0

theres fucking palm trees bruj

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M4J0R_CH335E 7 points ago +7 / -0

Only if you're deep state

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Patriot_Cabbage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ya, obviously it's irrelevant! How dense is that guy?!

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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UpTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is he moving out of the WH or what

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UpTrump 19 points ago +20 / -1

BIGLY

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inspir3dgenius 5 points ago +6 / -1

YUGE

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Ophelia 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.

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AmericaFloats 3 points ago +4 / -1

thank god the FBI is here.

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KekVult -1 points ago +1 / -2

It so appears

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SutopSutolf [S] 28 points ago +31 / -3

not the point

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jsnforce -10 points ago +35 / -45

Well he is actually moving out.

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TheKingOL -2 points ago +14 / -16

He'll spend the next few months in Florida. Till the deeds are done. He's left things set up in his absense.

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Bongshapiro 26 points ago +28 / -2

SO YER SAYEEN THERES STIL A CHANS

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christianknight 13 points ago +22 / -9

Ohhh so now the goalposts move again...he has to leave office to drain the swamp....you people are retarded

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ObamasLooseButthole 9 points ago +31 / -22

Bernie can still win, amirite?

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u_yeetus -15 points ago +8 / -23

Pedes are so mad about that now, life comes at you fast lmao

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PJB17UK 5 points ago +14 / -9

According to BARDS FM on Youtube Trump has to move out to prove he isn't a dictator and we have to allow Sleepy Joe and Kamala to go through the process of inauguration to show their crime of actually conspiring to steal the presidency with a foreign enemy.

Now tie that in that they may cut the TV signals at 9.30hr for a 72 hour EMS and evidence showing and we could have an incredible week.

Pardons today and action all through the week is my guess

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geebeext 22 points ago +24 / -2

If Biden gets sworn in he could just pardon himself like Obama surely did before leaving.

If he gets sworn in it's OVER

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trumpmixtape 5 points ago +6 / -1

If a tree falls and theres noone around to see it does it make a noise?

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YourWifesBoyfriend 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't need to see it in order to hear it.

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geebeext 1 point ago +1 / -0

...umm.... yes??

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trumpmixtape 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does it though

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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geebeext 4 points ago +5 / -1

Like there's been one since Kennedy except maybe Reagan

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airgag 1 point ago +1 / -0

and wait for it ... Trump

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Here_we_go 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bard os an asshoe to think that, even more of an asshoe to say that out loud.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

😆

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TaggartCiscontinenta 12 points ago +14 / -2

FYI: the company is J(ared) K(ushner) Moving.com and it’s a subsidiary of Urban Moving Systems, Inc., based in Weehawken, New Jersey

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 4 points ago +5 / -1

Are you larping rn.. because if you are swear to frikkin g/d!!!

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TaggartCiscontinenta 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes, I LARP. I just couldn’t resist the opportunity to mention my favorite dance team and the 2016-2020 World’s Best Son-in-law award winner.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn.. ok, so maybe it’s legit!!! Today’s farewell got me thinking that’s it tho.. that was some next level larpin tho man. Shoit

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DickTick -2 points ago +1 / -3

What? Why would it matter? how would that be a larp? his family and their husband and wives own lots of businesses, so it makes perfect sense that he would hire one of them if they owned a moving company.....

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SpezLovesHisBull 143 points ago +147 / -4

It's like a whole truckload of hopium

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Rockonanon 53 points ago +54 / -1

For some reason I have an image of a truck full of hopium crashed on the interstate and all the hopium is spilling out everywhere and the entire interstate is swarming with little pepes.

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TheKingOL 26 points ago +26 / -0

Imagine if the hopium truck tipped over on the highway, i'd be scrambling hopium into the back of my SUV like dollar bills out of a armored car in harlem. What a great dream.

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SpezLovesHisBull 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don't let your memes be dreams fren

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inspir3dgenius 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is my next poorly drawn mspaint pepe meme!

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JackIsALarp 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love this.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I say, rock on...

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Fatlady 72 points ago +75 / -3

John Kennedy or Just kidding? Either are hilarious.

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Donger-Lord2 9 points ago +9 / -0

We will get justice for Jack.

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TenScoops 9 points ago +9 / -0

Joe Kumala

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PATATTACK 2 points ago +2 / -0

I vote for Just Kidding. I like that

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IHaveTheBestWords -4 points ago +1 / -5

JFK Jr because he's going to be the VP... didn't you hear? He didn't die ~20 years ago...

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BigAssTree 38 points ago +46 / -8

That looks like one fake ass company too

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ChickNorris 39 points ago +40 / -1

Appear to be legit on the website: https://www.jkmoving.com/

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BigAssTree 10 points ago +18 / -8

Beeg doom :(

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miltownMAGA 19 points ago +20 / -1

https://www.whois.com/whois/jkmoving.com

Domain registered in '96. Its not.

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LessAndLessIronic 52 points ago +56 / -4

Long con.

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ralphw 11 points ago +12 / -1

lol

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago +8 / -1

Kek

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kornesque 1 point ago +2 / -1

Time travel confirmed, dat long game doe!

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slangin_paint 0 points ago +1 / -1

I've seen longer

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LessAndLessIronic 9 points ago +10 / -1

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that phrase...

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd have no nickels because you can't get a woman to look at your weiner?

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LessAndLessIronic 2 points ago +2 / -0

And here I'd thought I'd dug that hole as deep as I was going to get it. Touche.

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do, and I keep them in a roll in my pocket. Bitches love rolls of nickels. When they see that bulge in your pocket, instant panty dropper. 😎

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geebeext 0 points ago +1 / -1

wow lol

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Did you forget that GEOTUS is a time traveler? He playing the long game fren.

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wizzingonwallstreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used them when I moved away from DC.

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jamaicanMAN 32 points ago +34 / -2

Is tomorrow the day of reckoning?

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Joesf23 86 points ago +87 / -1

According to the conspiracy and Q people 80% of them are hanging hope on 1/19. Biden sworn in on 1/20 will be the final nail in that conspiracy but Im sure there will be about 20% of the loyalists who will think a commie takover is part of "the plan".

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merkmerk73 74 points ago +76 / -2

but Im sure there will be about 20% of the loyalists who will think a commie takover is part of "the plan".

So sad but so true

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Rudygarrido 32 points ago +34 / -2

Hopium is a helluva drug 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

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UpTrump 1 point ago +21 / -20

You even get downvoted here for saying that. Lots and lots of Q people here who think biden is part of "the plan"

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Thep1mp 23 points ago +25 / -2

No..... there aren’t. Lol

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UpTrump 13 points ago +14 / -1

Q is already talking about how Biden is part of the plan. Jfc

17 downjebs

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iDinduNuffin 12 points ago +13 / -1

Give it a couple more days

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Hairy_Mouse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol, and there goes the downvotes...

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JackIsALarp 5 points ago +5 / -0

pssst, stranger... would you like to hear about our Lord and Savior... R. Don't trust that Q guy. R is righteous. The first sniff is free.

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Seventeen762 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't mess around with intermediate letters. This is serious. We need to follow Z.

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JackIsALarp 2 points ago +2 / -0

o_o yes, xir! I mean... zir!

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s part of the plan to destroy America. 😞

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geebeext 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never seen that tbh, but he could be controlled to save himself.

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Dimensia89 36 points ago +36 / -0

Is the FLOTUS farewell speech "part of the plan" ? I just hate to see people kid themselves, as it only makes it harder on them when reality kicks in.

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ObamasLooseButthole 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's what I'm not looking forward to and try to call out the bs. It's just gonna hit a lot harder when reality kicks in.

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Red_Princess 5 points ago +6 / -1

I don't really care if he moves out or not. I'm ready for four years of salty yelling NOT MY PRESIDENT whenever someone mentions Biden if he gets in.

I've got it all planned out. Biden severed head stunt, a play where Kamala is assassinated, shooting Kamala in the head while she's dressed like a clown, calling Biden a CCP agent, calling Kamala a Black supremacist ... it writes itself.

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Fabius 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah. I'm going the other way with it.

I'm going to tell everyone Joe Biden is the most popular president in the history of the U.S.A. and great things are coming. Can't wait.

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Herecomedatpresident 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think this is a good plan. Constantly point out the absolute historical blowout that Biden got and how thank God for the mail in ballots because he was really behind until they pulled those out. And thank God for cities because without them we'd have more trump.

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s 80 🦍GORILLIAN🦍 votes you disrespectful little magat. Show some respect to our new leader. 😁😞

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intellectual-darkweb -1 points ago +1 / -2

If Biden is inaugurated then I’ll share a bottle of copium with and plan for guerilla warfare. But I am confident Trump has them beat.

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panthicc 28 points ago +28 / -0

They've already started shifting the goal posts to March. 🙄

At this point these people are equivalent the "end is nigh" global warming nutters who keep moving the date around when their previous predicted date passes.

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Goozmania 14 points ago +14 / -0

Biden needs to be the president for the next stage of the plan /s

It's all falling into place.

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Goozmania 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to commit a couple years of treasonous acts as president in order to charge him /s

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DX5_ 11 points ago +11 / -0

They'll move the goalpost and say Biden needs to be in for a couple months before something happens.

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Fabius 3 points ago +4 / -1

Seriously.

Silver lining is the leftists in this country will suffer far more than us. They're totally reliant on government.

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +3 / -2

Excuse me but just because nothing was done with the evidence does not mean that Rudy was simply looking for publicity. Gtfoh.

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Herecomedatpresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should have had a second term. Everyone available him and trump. He believed there was still some existing rule of law.

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xkgb 2 points ago +4 / -2

Wednesday, January 20th.

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Skyrison 1 point ago +6 / -5

no. 1/20 is. it's 50/50 right now. could go either way. ive been very open minded about every possibility and outcome and try to remain unbiased. nobody knows wtf is going on. they are probably staging it so "crazy trump and nationalist radicals plan "attacks" on the capitol". or some shit like that. that's why they need "all the troops" lol.

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OriginalPrimitive 26 points ago +28 / -2

The testimonials on JKmoving.com are from “JC” and “Nelson M.” Lol. Jesus Christ and Nelson Mandela.

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wontbestopped 10 points ago +11 / -1

The email registered to the domain I believe is Paul McCullough who was an American actor/comedian... Can't make this shit up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_McCullough

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CahalTheMad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or "JC Denton."

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RedPilledRaven 22 points ago +23 / -1

Is that truck big enough to fit the members of congress?

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FuckReddit4545 21 points ago +21 / -0

Nadler takes up one truck so nope

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Thep1mp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nadlers bitch tits take up a truck by themselves.

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The21stCenturyguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, that's the Soylent Green truck

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cik23 19 points ago +19 / -0

Our President is brilliant! 👍❤️

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Saunders 13 points ago +14 / -1

🇺🇸👌🏼

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starboard 12 points ago +17 / -5

I think Melania and Barron might be moving. The next 6 months at least it’s going to be a shit show in DC. Safer for them, especially Barron who is just a kid and shouldn’t have to be locked up in the White House to keep him safe from all the crazies.

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GuerillaYourDreams 11 points ago +12 / -1

Another hit of hopium! I just may overdose! 🤣🤣🤣 Take ‘em all down!

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mrs.rose 10 points ago +11 / -1

Trump dont go 😢

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Toughsky_Shitsky 9 points ago +10 / -1

==NOTABLE==

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TaggartCiscontinenta 7 points ago +7 / -0

I use Urban Moving Systems, Inc. in Weehawkin, N.J. for all my CIA/Mossad-related government grabassery.

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ForwardObserver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those people can really dance.

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coltenrobel 7 points ago +8 / -1

They’re one of the largest moving companies in the greater DC area. They advertise doing moves for Presidents and the White House. “From the White House to Forest Heights and everything in between.”

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miltownMAGA 7 points ago +9 / -2

The domain was registered in 1996. Its a real moving company.

https://www.whois.com/whois/jkmoving.com

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NinjaPlease 7 points ago +8 / -1

Level up to “Master Troll”

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Financial_mom 5 points ago +14 / -9

Another hidden message to us. " Chill and have some fun. I got this."

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oilybohunkofshit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except that is a real moving company.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +4 / -1

That’s fine, and the pussy bow blouse was real too. The next 48 hours are going to be very interesting!

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rangers24 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is that? There’s going to be nobody in dc and we’re most likely going to have a virtual inauguration. Why is that intwesting?

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Okie71 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like it's moving a truckload of popcorn to me.

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LiskaEman 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s hilarious! Please tell me it’s real

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dragonE45 3 points ago +3 / -0

so we are winning again? we are winning meme war, spicy tweet, be wild, and now moving company. this guy is a winner!

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SpiroSalamar 3 points ago +4 / -1

scroll down on their main page, and the storage facility looks like the Ark of the Covenant storage place in Raiders... If Trump has to relocate the White House, I hope he moves everything out of the old one, this trip.

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Skyrison 3 points ago +3 / -0

that would be FUCKING HILARIOUS if dc turned into some huge military base on the 20th, and then had a jail in the middle of it. and all the buildings like the capitol and white house and all became prison cells LOL

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CrackerJack2 1 point ago +1 / -0

D.C., District of Columbia is legally a world in itself. No Governor to deal with legally.

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RexButt1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Company contracted to fence DC?

Checkmate

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MajorClark 2 points ago +3 / -1

The trailer's rear is hanging low. Did somebody put Nadler & Stacy Abrams on the rear.

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PsyRes 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ve moved for other presidents too their site says.

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DroolingElmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truck was taking some items out of there, not moving things in.

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Lurking_Waiting 2 points ago +3 / -1

Moving to mar-a-lago?? DC is one of 3 city states. Not USA. (London,uk /Vatican, Italy) we need our capital on American soil. Hold these people accountable of the law of the land. Tired of finding out there are laws made over 100years that exempt these people from helping the citizens of this country or being held accountable.

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Teapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's more city states than that, Singapore, Hong Kong, Monaco, Macau etc. Not to mention London isnt a city state but the city of london (a square mile) area in central london is a kind of city state

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SantaFe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I checked them out, They seem established. But all you need is a computer, a website artist and a truck. Could be a hoax. They certainly need some of their own medicine.

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TheKingOL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick, I need an autist up here stat. Autist, look into this "JK" moving, see if it existed last month please.

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Hairy_Mouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since 1996

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geebeext 2 points ago +2 / -0

blue to red...

just had to say it, I know it's nothing lol

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Lrddiablo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump used to use 4chan. That dude a troll. I bet he still uses it

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SFSilentNoMore 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahah love it

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ConradRICH187 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is soooooo FUCKING LAME!!!!!!!! Try harder. Or.... just try. Period.

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Jakethedog 1 point ago +1 / -0

The owner of JK moving is a great guy. He lives in my area and just bought a huge farm up the road and turned it into huge gardens and pastures to feed the poor

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TruckingPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

JK...Joe kamala

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Eucher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great company here in NoVA. Hope they can survive the fallout.

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Sjk3135 1 point ago +1 / -0

We all know in are hearts and soul President Trump is about to open a can of whoop ass on those treasonous Son Of Bitches ! The question is when?🤫

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BumpForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh snap

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notCIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just stop. Even if he isn't leaving this is not a secret message.

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IbleedOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like we are the ones getting trolled.

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DontApologize 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't get the hopium addicts...Melania already gave her farewell.. No way she is roped into some desperate scheme.

Trump has been assured by his handlers that if he just plays nice they won't fuck him up. Well they are going to fuck him up anyway as he will find out. But he listened to the wrong people..

He should have never ditched Bannon. Meadows and the rest just ruined Trump.. Covid got him off his game - and he never recovered. Once he figured out they were using the disease to ruin him he needed to do a 180.

But he didn't and now we are in a socialist country.. Just watch and see what Biden does to the tax system. He is going to have red states paying for blue state services for the next 100 years.

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but were the boxes moving in our out of the residence? Melania could simply be rotating her wardrobe for round two. Yes, yes, I know she published a farewell address, but that is a matter of protocol for public record, end of term. Trump has withstood all sorts of outrageous slings and arrows on our behalf, therefore I refuse to surrender on his watch, and will hold the line until our Pede-in-Chief gives the order to withdraw; he's earned our loyalty and gratitude, hope aside.