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Slint 16 points ago +16 / -0

Go to fucking sleep

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL

He needs to team up with Owen Shroyer. Owen can start throwing Knockout from Info Wars at people.

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lordvon 5 points ago +5 / -0

nighty night

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AwakenTheEagle 13 points ago +13 / -0

Legend says that Mike Lindell never lost a pillow fight.

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Mew_Deuces 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing Mike Lindell ever lost was his addiction to drugs, and even that was a win.

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you_HO 10 points ago +10 / -0

OWE .. OWE.. your punches are sooo comfortable.

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OfficerNasty [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hit him with the Mattress Topper Sleeper Promo Code Combo

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SalinationNation 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm fucking crying here, my girlfriend just screamed down the steps at me "it's 4 o'clock in the morning, what the fuck can be funny enough to wake up the neighborhood!"

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DeplorableKatie 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s his alter ego, Patented Phil!

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Recyclops 5 points ago +5 / -0

"What did you do, Ray?"

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Slint 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tried to think of the most harmless thing from my childhood

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saltyviewer123 3 points ago +3 / -0

In NY that is soon to be considered a form of body armor.

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dedghosty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I needed this laugh

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T-Bear 3 points ago +3 / -0

And this is not even his final form...

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SheDoc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Throw the SALTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT