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posted ago by Alice_in_Kekistan (edited) +76 / -0

I came to TDW after hearing Salty mention it a couple dozen times. I lurked for awhile feeling kind of like a stranger that walked in to an awesome party, but after a couple weeks I got brave & made an account. You guys have given me so much hope these past few weeks & I just wanted to thank each & every one of you! I know I'm still technically a handshake so most of you won't read this, just wanted to put this out there.

I came to TDW after hearing Salty mention it a couple dozen times. I lurked for awhile feeling kind of like a stranger that walked in to an awesome party, but after a couple weeks I got brave & made an account. You guys have given me so much hope these past few weeks & I just wanted to thank each & every one of you! I know I'm still technically a handshake so most of you won't read this, just wanted to put this out there.
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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 10 points ago +10 / -0

We love you fren. Glad you're here!

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TeamNameRedacted 9 points ago +9 / -0

Keep your head up. Thanks for being here. Don't fall for traps.

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DontTryItIAmFromMT 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just don't post glowie or gay porn shit and you'll never be a handshake account...

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Liberty_Prime 7 points ago +8 / -1

That's how you do a first post.

Welcome.

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Alice_in_Kekistan [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aww, thanks!

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Recyclops 6 points ago +6 / -0

Through the looking glass. 🙂

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Alice_in_Kekistan [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

after reading all the great names on here, it was the best I could think of lol. My best friend used to call me Alice

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Recyclops 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like it, good job.

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OperationCatSpeed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Welcome to the last party on earth! :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcfjTU7TWXk

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PROBE 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have a fren in us, pede. What a wholesome post. Kek bless you with meme magic.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hi, if not know Lurk... Lurk Lurk.. All newbies need Lurk. I have low rank account but I am 06 lurker interwebs.... I have seen so many new accounts asking dumb questions... lurk.... its a rule lurk

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PresidentPussyGraber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok "Alice". I don't believe you considering Salty's gratuitous use of a certain word that women despise. So a test for you. These all have correct answers and some of them are way more specific than you think.

Is it huge or yuge?

Who is the most prolific commie killer who was not a communist himself but lived in a country that once was?

Who is the worst president, not named Obama, ever and why?

Who is the most based Patriot, not named DJT, ever and why?

What is your favorite Thomas Sowell quote?

What are your thoughts on Tim Pool?

Say one good thing and one bad thing about AOC

What are your thoughts on global warming? Explain in a minimum of three sentences.

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Alice_in_Kekistan [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Wow, amazing & interesting questions... *It's definitely Yuge *I'm not sure on this one *Personally, tossup between FDR for being a socialist & LBJ for his comments on getting the black vote *GEOTUS is the most based, but as far as based patriots go, Audie Murphy for his badassery & Jericho Green, fellow Navy vet *"Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric." *I've never liked Tim Pool, the few times I've bothered to listen he seemed to change message based on what was popular at the time... and I was kinda surprised he didn't sip a soy latte while streaming *AOC makes me glad that I took the time to teach my kids basics about the govt & at the same time afraid to let them go to college where they program people like the squad *I think that our planet goes through natural warming & cooling cycles & we couldn't affect it if we wanted to. If people were actually worried about the environment, they'd be bothered by Asia more than us. I also love of they could pick a disaster & stick with it. 30 years ago, it was the ozone, before that global cooling. I apologize if these aren't quite what you were looking for.

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PresidentPussyGraber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok, not bad you pass. I'm glad you said FDR, his policies lengthened the great depression by 7 years according to UCLA and (IDK you might know this since you're a navy vet) at worst he knew about Pearl Harbor before the attack, at best his failed to act on warnings given by generals

https://newsroom.ucla.edu/stories/professors-big-intellectual-risk-grabs-eyeballs-years-later

However, if you wish to answer number 2 (top 3 most based dudes ever) and stupid clue hunts are your thing, the only hints I can give:

What he did was prolific but he's known for what he said

I cannot stress how much this country hates communism. If you know his country, you'll get the answer

And global warming.... I want it to be real. I hope the ice caps melt, there's alien tech there somewhere. If they ever do, the gibberment can no longer keep all the alien tech for themselves. Fuck the polar bears, we can clone them later

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Financial_mom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Posting soon feels like breathing. Welcome fellow pede.