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th3colon3l 5 points ago +6 / -1

I always thought it was a person named Patented Phill.

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MAGA_Party 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's the real role model.

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DeepMind 4 points ago +4 / -0

Asking for a pepe face there. Thanks.

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ozarkian1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shut up and get on my 3 inches of WONDERFUL!

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DeepMind 2 points ago +2 / -0

The patent details

https://archive.is/Pje3F

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MinneMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

And it's machine warshable.

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stonetears4fears 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m about to get the mattress topper