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posted ago by gabman ago by gabman +617 / -1

Why does it take 35,000 troops to paint 12 circles on the pavement for the 12 people who will attend the inauguration?

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Flounder 4 points ago +4 / -0

12? You're optimistic.

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YouNeedVPN 4 points ago +4 / -0

12 guys hold the paint brush, the other 64,988 rotate the tarmac.

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GetRightNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because they're trying to protect their propagandists (media).

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DaishoDaisho 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because it’s thought of by the same dipshits who think shutting down the education system works.

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Chief_Wahoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correction- it requires 65,000 now.

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JiXinping 1 point ago +1 / -0

65,000 deployed nationally. They're not all in DC.