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posted ago by Guillotifa +13 / -0

We've all been floating on clouds of hopium for months waiting for GEOTUS to play the Trump card. I'd say me leas than others, yet I'm still here and have been unable to focus at work for months.

Well, last night I had a dream. A nightmare really. I was hanging out with a bunch of unknown pedes in a media viewing room at the White House waiting for Trump to come on and reveal all, start the traitor round up, and continue another 4 years of leading our great beautiful country.

He came out from the White House with Melania and Barron and started walking across the lawn. Thats when we all knew... the smiling and giddy anticipation stopped. He walked up to a black SUV, got in the driver's seat, and drove his family away from that hateful place. Of course, we all got in a car to follow him, but we got distracted and ended up losing his car along the way. And then I woke up.

Make of it what you will. But I am almost inclined to think it was a preparation for today. Don't lose sight of that car or our mission to MAGA. We've got a long road ahead, its going to be more difficult than we can dream, and we need to be ready.

Anyway, heads up pedes. We're all in the car together. Some will drive, some will navigate, and some will pass out the sandwiches. Drive forward.

We've all been floating on clouds of hopium for months waiting for GEOTUS to play the Trump card. I'd say me leas than others, yet I'm still here and have been unable to focus at work for months. Well, last night I had a dream. A nightmare really. I was hanging out with a bunch of unknown pedes in a media viewing room at the White House waiting for Trump to come on and reveal all, start the traitor round up, and continue another 4 years of leading our great beautiful country. He came out from the White House with Melania and Barron and started walking across the lawn. Thats when we all knew... the smiling and giddy anticipation stopped. He walked up to a black SUV, got in the driver's seat, and drove his family away from that hateful place. Of course, we all got in a car to follow him, but we got distracted and ended up losing his car along the way. And then I woke up. Make of it what you will. But I am almost inclined to think it was a preparation for today. Don't lose sight of that car or our mission to MAGA. We've got a long road ahead, its going to be more difficult than we can dream, and we need to be ready. Anyway, heads up pedes. We're all in the car together. Some will drive, some will navigate, and some will pass out the sandwiches. Drive forward.
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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

They left the White House over a week ago.

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Guillotifa [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that makes me feel a little better anyway. I can stop thinking I'm going to turn on OAN and see it literally happen any minute today...

Thanks pede.

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Guillotifa [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know. Beware anyone claiming to prophecy or have advanced knowledge of what is to come.

Only God knows what will happen and everything else is an educated guess at best.

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Zamose 0 points ago +1 / -1

You suck

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Guillotifa [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The situation sucks.