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posted ago by Grindelwald +12 / -2

Daddy, the White House 1776 report you read to me at bedtime last night was so beautiful. But I woke up this morning wonder why there were no arrests for all the crimes committed by the commies over the years. May I have some more Coco Puffs. please, and will the Insurrection Act be invoked today? Thank you Daddy.

Daddy, the White House 1776 report you read to me at bedtime last night was so beautiful. But I woke up this morning wonder why there were no arrests for all the crimes committed by the commies over the years. May I have some more Coco Puffs. please, and will the Insurrection Act be invoked today? Thank you Daddy.
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rakgi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please make this more believable. At least make it your 2 year old telling you this :)

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GeneralTsoTofu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Zoom.

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subaru 1 point ago +1 / -0

coco puffs? come on, man - they are no threat . . .lol

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Jackdagger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear 5 year, 3 foot 7 inch kinder-pede, YOU ARE THE STORM and your profound question about lack of arrests will shake the world. The Insurrection Act will be invoked in your name. 2 bowls of Coco Puffs for you. Fight on.

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whatever56 -2 points ago +1 / -3

BS. Child abuse. 5yr. old should not be worrying about politics.

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GulagInmate1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Know what’s actual child abuse?

Letting Biden sniff your kid

Hormone blockers

Satanism

Inability to take a fucking joke.

Dumbass 😂