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AlcoholicRetard 143 points ago +146 / -3

Fuck this gay earth

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Formerlurker92 72 points ago +73 / -1

Please stop the world, I'd like to get off

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Histrionic_Answer 34 points ago +35 / -1

The earth itself threw up after seeing this creature.

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ViolettFem 14 points ago +14 / -0

What should make everyone throw up is that this creature took their mother out of a nursing home, then sent Covid infected patients into the nursing homes - killing off God knows how many of them !! Nothing suspicious here, folks ! Carry on

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HolyMoley 9 points ago +9 / -0

"their"? you mean "his" or "Its".

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DarkDrai 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not just that, but that terrible record was specifically ignored in favor of this garbage "identity", as if the real problem were those who criticized either.

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The_Diesel53 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hahahahahaha!!!

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wbmarchant 5 points ago +6 / -1

A small village on the opposite side of the world is being engulfed in soot and lava. Thanks Biden!

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QuickMaths 12 points ago +12 / -0

Submit a Mars application to Elon, see if he will give you a ride. Make Mars Great Again!

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MySidesGoUp 12 points ago +12 / -0

“Now this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars!”

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Wrez77 10 points ago +10 / -0

Too bad Arnold is a fucking commie now.

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ViolettFem 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ya, he's literally become the enemies he fought in all his Vigilante movies. What a career

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Thetheythere 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is what I have learnt about white men, they easily fall for pussies and their Brains change.

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Offinya 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck Arnold and his NAZI father

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ViolettFem 3 points ago +3 / -0

This for the win :D :D

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trump1 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are officially in Bizarro-Earth now.

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ironhorse 4 points ago +4 / -0

No. Kick the clown off while we're still moving.

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TheMAGAnificent 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL maybe this is the realization people need:

Have it right in front of their faces, preaching to them updates daily, from their Good Morning America news.

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AkmedTheTruePatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no the gay in my country! I love the uas!

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ChronoShaman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bike Mike: "Hold my beer"

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FaddyMcSaddy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trans erasure.. fucking kek

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swimminginthoughts 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm literally shaking!

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ojac 1 point ago +1 / -0

This isn't gay, you idiot, it's DERANGED.

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Seenev 95 points ago +96 / -1

I used to be disappointed that we never got a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel, but now we're living in one and it's not funny.

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GenericInsult [S] 29 points ago +30 / -1

^ I nominate this for Quote of the Day.

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Bazzellle 7 points ago +8 / -1

I second that nomination.

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The_Diesel53 6 points ago +7 / -1

I second this nomination!

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Updoot 9 points ago +10 / -1

OFFICIAL TDW UPDOOT

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahem... Reading the script for Blazing Saddles out loud in an urban public area would probably get you killed.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

That brings up another point. There was a time when movies, TV, etc. would make jokes about pedophiles and it was considered funny. I was no exception, "You ever been in a men's prison Timmy?" a la Airplane. Now those jokes are no longer funny because it's a very real part of daily life and the left get offended by it because they practice it. Things like Doubtfire, Tootsie, Airplane would get banned if anyone cared to bring these things to light in front of a lefty.

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IAmDisappoint 1 point ago +2 / -1

Heloooooo

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Skyrison 47 points ago +49 / -2

i dont even give a shit if he's transgender more than the fact he's TERRIBLY FUCKING UNHEALTHY and fat as FUCK

we have become a total joke

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BecMonTchew 21 points ago +22 / -1

And he took his own mother out of a nursing home as he made them into plandemic death camps.

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MissileToad 9 points ago +10 / -1

As a decision-maker over how people will have to live, this thing's hypocritically fat unhealthy body is more troubling to you than it's unhealthy mentally ill mind?

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta virtue signal.

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Ithrowawaay 32 points ago +33 / -1

This thing will redpill far more than affirm the marginalized trannies.

Good.

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TheGnarly1 15 points ago +16 / -1

I'm currently annoying lib's on fashbook. They couldn't handle all of the articles I'm sharing about how awful this guy is so they pulled out the old phobic argument. To which I have relied that I'm trans today so they are the phones for arguing with me.

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randomusers239874 4 points ago +4 / -0

A good retort to that is that you're not trans-phobic, you're trans-critical.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I pointed out the other day that Biden is a 50 year career politician with fuck tons of skeletons in his closet that anyone my age would know about. I was called demented and kicked off the island. I can't believe that libs can no longer handle being critical of all politicians. There is no longer such a thing as a liberl. There are conservatives, more liberally minded conservatives, and totalitarians. That's all we go these days and they can't handle anything that perturbs their fragile house of cards. The statement that a politicians is a piece of shit should not be controversial to anyone of any background especially when it's a politicians of 50 years who ran for POTUS like 4 times.

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Offinya 2 points ago +2 / -0

they didnt even want him or Kamala now they defend them to the death. Libs are stupid af

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TheGreaseman81 19 points ago +20 / -1

Make Jake from State farm white again. His forced melanination is ridiculous. Don't ever forget Jake from State farm was a white man.

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GenericInsult [S] 14 points ago +15 / -1
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Updoot 10 points ago +11 / -1

Wow, I guess fuck state farm in the ass then.

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Offinya 1 point ago +1 / -0

fuck their over-priced insurance

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stratocaster_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blacks are like what 10% of the population and are now about 80% of new movies, TV ads, etc. Funny how they claim blacks have nothing, have never had anything, and can never have anything because of our racist society that oppresses and hunts them down daily. And yet I want all the black people in the country to see my Lexus commercial and buy one.

What is really happening is that middle class guys like me with no debt and money in the bank will not be spending on their products. They probably source from China anyway so fuck em all. Only downside to this for me is that I maintain my life savings and will have to pay for my own retirement unlike all the normies on SS.

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GenericInsult [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Blacks are like what 10% of the population

13%, but I agree with you.

 

What's worse is:

  • Blacks only make up 13% of the population but are responsible for over 50% of all murders.
  • Blacks only make up 13% of the population but are responsible for almost 50% of all other crime combined.

This is not a racist thing to say, it is fact.

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TheGnarly1 7 points ago +8 / -1

Jake from statefarm used to bartend across the street from my bar. They have his khakis hanging on the wall there. I knew him. He was VERY white

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TheGreaseman81 3 points ago +3 / -0

He had better run for his life before the CCP comes to erase him from history.

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Updoot 4 points ago +5 / -1

THIS FORCED MELONIZATIONALIZATION WILL NOT STAND. C'MON, MAN!

  • Joseph R(apist) Biden
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lilree 17 points ago +18 / -1

I haven't seen a commercial since then that allowed the man to appear more intelligent than the woman.

Was this before the propaganda kicked into full swing?

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Kek_The_World 10 points ago +11 / -1

This really bothers me as well. Sick of men being portrayed as dumb in commercials.

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SuckMyAnusTwitter 12 points ago +14 / -2

Only white men tho.

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Hades440 10 points ago +10 / -0

And it's not just like, they're of average intelligence and everyone else is smarter. They make them irrationally dumb. Like unbelievably dumb.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've actually noticed a couple like that lately after a 30 year or so hiatus. Not sure how to explain that. Could be that there are a few rebel CEO's out there that are tired of the nonsense. More likely they realize who spends all the fucking money on their products and has decided to advertise to them now that their businesses have been screwed all to hell and back last year. If that's the case, they can try, but I will take their past advertising into account for sure. Black woman good, white man bad? Won't buy your products even if I end up spending more. Have fun selling to black women.

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BeachCruisin22 16 points ago +17 / -1

Insane people are not fit to hold public office and should be receiving our help, not enablement.

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Bazzellle 13 points ago +14 / -1

Let me get this right. He put what is considered a person with mental issues according to other medical fields to be an assistant in charge and have authority over all health related issues.

What The Ever Living Hell...

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +10 / -2

So, you're a fan?

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isnt' it interesting that they claim to be born that way? If that were true, why all the fuss? You don't give a shit if they are pervs. I don't give a shit. Just don't force me or my kids to buy into the philosophy and we have no problem and you can continue to live a miserable confused life ending in suicide. I know if I shared Jesus Christ with them, they would freak out on me anyway so I have nothing to discuss with them. The left always are so unsure of their positions that they refuse to debate, refuse to act rational, run around like a bunch of zealots trying to force you and I into their religion. That's the ideology problem you are talking about; the idea that you force me to understand and I accept whatever shit you dreamed up today. I don't force my religion on them because I am comfortable in it, believe it's truthfulness, and don't need to explain it to them even though they use it to discriminate against me.

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Lovepede 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I realized that the way gays speak in the US, with the overly feminized vocals, is NOT how gay people talk in European nations where being gay is not a political or identity group, I realized they're not "born that way". They may be born gay, but their imposing behavior and assumed personality is entirely optional.

In nations where being gay is not a big deal because nobody gives a shit because there never was regulation or meaningful resistance against it, gays act and look like anyone else, they just form partnerships with dudes.

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SquiggyMcPepe 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's almost like the biden campaign and D's and media in general are trying very very hard to act like cardboard cutout cartoon villains' complete with twisty moustache and maniacal laugh. It's almost like they want us to rise up and wipe them out.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden nominated his science cabinet (complete with a "scientist" who studies how oppressed blacks are in society lol) and say, "we like truth and science both" and for some reason had a good chuckle thinking that was really funny for some reason. Joe you understand neither and never have. You can't even state numbers correctly. But there's the evil villain laugh implying that your enemies are idiots. Why an evil villain laugh. Maybe because you know you don't understand science at all but you pair science with truth. Since you know you don't understand science you are lying and therefore also don't value the truth. So what to do, laugh and act like it's all funny and move on.

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SquiggyMcPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like I said its all out of a silly over the top cartoon. Clown world has become reality.

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SquiggyMcPepe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Thats the real power they wield. You can vote out the politicians but their appointees are forever thanks to obama turning millions of appointee jobs into permanent unfireable positions right before he left office.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 1 point ago +2 / -1

The unelected bureaucracy has been a problem since forever. Even FDR had to deal with radical commies who didn’t think he went far enough.

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SquiggyMcPepe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yes but it got tossed into overdrive from obama. A large portion of the issues Trump had with getting things done didn't have anything to do with elected officials or even the entrenched bureaucracy it was from the now permanent appointees stuck deep into every nook and cranny of government that was the issue. You can order something done and have the leadership follow your orders but if the workers are sabotaging from within and protected from any blowback for their actions well you can see the issue.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wait. I expect about 50 new "czar" position by the end of this month.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

And corporations are now following suit. There will come a day soon where it will be impossible for a company not to be guided and bullied into compliance by the black employees chosen for either their skin pigment or leftist racial narratives. They aren't going to get fired (no CEO has the balls to fire black people today) so we are stuck with them. I'm pretty sure I can survive but I doubt the business will.

And the same will go with teachers soon. Biden plans to hire more teachers now to shrink class sizes in order to open schools. He said this recently. I know he is telling the truth because if you make the opposite statement, that course of action would not be desirable to lefty teachers unions and so we know he can be taken at his word in this case. Anyway, what happens when we are all immune someday and there are no more pandemics for many many years? Massive teachers union with people who sit at home doing nothing for a living that you can't fire. Yep that's the retard solution so it is consistent with Joe and his handlers and therefore we know this is part of our future.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe's would be mustache is currently plugged into his naked scalp. Apparently he'd rather look like Firemarshal Bill or some other freak instead of an old man lol. Guy has more hair now than he did in 1980.

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BranchCovidian 8 points ago +8 / -0

(((Levine)))

Every Single Time.

Hideous in appearance, behavior, culture, and religion.

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MadDad 8 points ago +9 / -1

FUCK STATE FARM! They should be apart of the Get Woke Go Broke campaign. First, they removed this very funny “it’s a guy” joke. Then they replaced white Jake from State Farm with black Jake. Then they replaced the white “Agent to Aaron Rogers and Patrick Mahommes” with same black Jake. Fuck these people. On top of that, black Jake isn’t even close to having the humor or charisma of the white guys. Fuck them.

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blueandgold777 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yeah.I gotta say, i'm really sick and tired of living in a world where it's constantly claimed for something to be good, it only needs to be,"diverse", as if that's the only ingredient necessary to ensure success.And if you have the sheer audacity to not like something that is,"diverse", then you're automatically shouted down at the highest levels, regardless of how valid your reasons might be.For examples on this, one only has to look back on the new Star Wars movies or Ghostbusters 2016.Absolute SJW trash.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

But then I show up and actually am diverse. White hetero male with brown hair, green eyes (the only one in my family), multi-cultural family, well educated, artistic but also an engineer, debt-free.....you know all that shit that most of them are not......I'm a white supremacist scum who lacks diversity. I am quite unique from every one of those cocksuckers and yet not quite the diversity they mean. What they mean by diversity is conformity of thought and skin color. When they say you lack diversity you should be proud since the people who say that are the people lacking in diversity. The people who claim to be driven by science are the same people that have brought us to a place where yes = no, amen = woman, science = "atheist" pan-theistic religious cult currently engaged in a Crusade to stamp out actual diversity.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not normally like this, or at least have not been previous to last year, but if I see black people doing white people shit on a commercial I jot it down and you will not get a penny from me now or in the future. It's not that I have a problem with black people are advertising to them but when you tell me they are oppressed beyond belief (can't even stand in line to get an ID card) but hey they should buy their wives a Lexus for Christmas along with that diamond ring wrapped in a Bennie Bear - yeah your pandering asses can enjoy selling cars to those black people and count me out. The people you are pandering to don't want your shit and now neither do I.

And Rocket Mortgage. OMG. They actually have a commercial calling black women queens and showing her dog bowing down to her as she goes to buy a new house. Apparently LeBron didn't warn her she would be hunted down by white people the minute she leaves the front door. No fucking way will they ever see a penny from me.

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mushroomhead 6 points ago +7 / -1

😆 noice

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StartAgain 6 points ago +7 / -1

LOL

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acasper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t worry, he’s leaving Pennsylvania so that he can serve in the Biden Administration.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's fine. Biden left Penn too and yet still acts like that's his home and where he learned all about life and they lap it up so Sigmund the Seamonster will be fine. She can talk about how she grew up a poor coal miner in Scranton and nobody will actually research to see if it's true.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

^ I have stolen this. That is all.

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MAG_n_KAG 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to think Belgian's Health Minister was bad.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Maggie_De_Block_2016.jpg

I mean its still pretty fucking bad, but Joe's pick is next level fuck this world shit.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You used to think she was bad but you still do lol. But to be honest, once someone is that fat, them looking like shit and not being able to tell their gender is a given. I think what bothers me is that it apparently can't put down a fork and is the health minister. I mean I love food and I'm a total glutton and I'm overweight but we're talking 6'2" 240 lbs with some muscle, not that fucking 400 pounds of pure blubber in a 5'2" frame. It's like applying for a job translating into Spanish but you don't Speak any Spanish and you get the job anyway and start telling other people how to practice Spanish. Fuck Belgium.

One funny thing to note: God the wikipedia page for her and it says one thing. But when you search for her, the Google result description differs a little from what Wikipedai actually says. Not sure how. Google says,

"Maggie Celine Louise De Block ([ˈmɛɡi sɛˈlin luˈis də ˈblɔk], born 28 April 1962) is an overweight Belgian physician and politician of the Open VLD who served as Minister of Social Affairs and Health in the governments of Prime Ministers Charles Michel and Sophie Wilmès from 2014 until 2020." Wikipedia does not say "overweight" lol.

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PresidentErectHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you want a tranny as Health Secretary, at least get somebody fit, like Bruce Jenner.

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Offinya 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruce is proof that nobody in that family wants a white dick

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Twitter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Media blackout for 4 years, I will not be able to stomach what happens moving forward.

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Nationalist2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Absolutely Weimer. Imagine where we'll be 10 years from now.

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roscoe63 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sadly, either Living in a pod or a FEMA camp

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK let's do a little brainstorming. IN the next 4 years Biden will either be removed, drop out, be exposed, what-have-you. Harris will be a disaster and either go into semi-hiding herself or get really nasty and start a war of words with everyone. After that who will the left vote 4. We told them 50 year swamp rats were not a good idea and then they will have proven that to themselves. They will come to realize that putting a black woman in charge because she is black is fucked beyond belief and should never be repeated. At this point all that can be known about the wickedness of the deep state will be known but still 50% of the population will not know or care. So you will get Bernie or Warren because the GOP is dead. That's not comprehensive but just an idea I have of what what will be in 10 years. We will be in the middle of Bernie's second term and from that you can extrapolate how fucked everything else will be.

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Major_Nutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will come to realize that putting a black woman in charge because she is black is fucked beyond belief and should never be repeated

No they fucking wont.

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davidmode 5 points ago +6 / -1

r.i.p. OG jake from state farm

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davidmode 5 points ago +6 / -1

Imagine being new jake... Knowing the only reason you got the gig was because sjws complained about the original ad being transphobic and because he's black

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jpower 5 points ago +6 / -1

Looks like Mitch not gonna lie

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GenericInsult [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

Has anyone actually seen Mitch and "Rachel" in the same room ... at the same time?

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 4 points ago +5 / -1

More attractive than Hillary though

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +2 / -1

Moldy fermented ass cheese is more attractive than Hillary too

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strictly1957 4 points ago +4 / -0

The retarded and sexually confused gift that keeps on giving (us Eye Aids!)

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flyover_deplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love how state farm can't air that commercial anymore. And to top it off, they had to make Jake a black guy!

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Patriot_Rob 3 points ago +3 / -0

So now we are going to have Norman Bates as assistant health secretary? Mother, mother?

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PresidentErectHunter 3 points ago +4 / -1

Any topless pics?

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GenericInsult [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks for that.

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SBOJ_JOBS 1 point ago +2 / -1

Is he permanentIy "bottomless"? So there is that to imagine.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep but someone else's head has been photo shopped in.

https://chiefwritingwolf.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/photo.jpg

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ChainsCooper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Demon. 🇺🇸⛓

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ChronoShaman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Simple, yet satisfying

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ArcNoculus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks better than Kamala, just saying.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh? Yo what iz my earz behoeding?

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Lovepede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Short of secession, wouldn't it be sufficient in the short term to re-affirm state's rights and county rights? Remote centralized authority and return it to the local level, and your Mayor down the street is a lot easier to talk to.

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libman 1 point ago +2 / -1

Short of secession, wouldn't it be sufficient in the short term to re-affirm state's rights and county rights? Remote centralized authority and return it to the local level, and your Mayor down the street is a lot easier to talk to.

The U.S. Constitution has failed from pretty much very beginning.

We need to start with a new Constitution, which explicitly spells out: THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY! TAXATION IS THEFT! FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS JUST A MILITARY ALLIANCE! THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH! NO RACIST "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION" OR REPARATIONS! MERIT-BASED IMMIGRATION ONLY! TOTAL SEPARATION OF GOVERNMENT AND ECONOMY, EDUCATION, MORALITY ENFORCEMENT, PARENTING, ETC! Etc, etc, etc.

And we need a nation where the vast majority agrees with those values, and those that don't are encouraged to leave.

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Uruk-guy 3 points ago +4 / -1

Looks like Ben Stein with a wig.

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elmerecido 3 points ago +4 / -1

What are you wearing, “Jake” from State Farm

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Size XXXXXXXXXXL panties

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Ninki333 3 points ago +4 / -1

I always hated clowns

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CommieCrats 3 points ago +3 / -0

FLAWLESS MEME!

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha

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UseMask2WipeAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are you guys making fun of shim? It's no shis fault shis butthole smells like fish.

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Cuchulainn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy fuck what a great meme

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Anticommie_injection 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that thing is on the Rantingly opening picture, nauseating every time I refresh the page.

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jennaplayscello 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ya know--it would be one thing if you could actually back up a claim to be a chick in a guy's body. But when it's truer that you're a dude dressing up as a girl (which is a feckin' gender orientation STEREOTYPE, hello?????) then you get Rachel.

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Turnerscreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sick

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NPC11011110000 2 points ago +2 / -0

The same militant fags that ran the Obama administration are ready for round two.

Come Lord Jesus.

Those cages on the border. Conservative Americans will be in them. There will be no outrage because the media simply will not cover it and we can't get the news out because we're deplatformed or flagged for inciting violence.

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AgnesDomini 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of my fave commericals of all time...

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yeoman3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Resembles a resurrection of Tiny Tim, except TT noodled girls.

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noonthirty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Monster 👹

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bubbletea 2 points ago +2 / -0

His belly is bigger than his boobs