Donald Trump’s baseless claims about voter fraud are baselessly baseless. He baselessly accuses the Democrats of baselessly stealing the baseless election. How baseless of him! His base baselessly support him in these baseless allegations.

Mike Lindell, the baseless CEO of the baseless company, My Pillow, is baselessly supporting the baseless claims of President Trump. He is also baselessly advising Trump to sign the baseless Insurrection Act, a baseless act that baselessly empowers the baseless President of the baseless United States to baselessly deploy baseless U.S. military and baseless federalized National Guard troops within the baseless United States in particular baseless circumstances, such as to baselessly suppress civil disorder, insurrection, or baseless rebellion.

It is baseless for Lindell to baselessly suggest that the baseless president can baselessly do this baseless act. He baselessly cannot. It would be baseless.