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posted ago by Juicebusters ago by Juicebusters +488 / -0

Some seemed surprised to learn we have a 'gay dating app' in mainland China and it's not simply tolerate but was touted and cheered all over State-Run Media as well as the senior police officer who allegedly invented the app. They say "wow, I'm surprised communist China is so open now" and they don't understand that within a week every single person who signed up was registering themselves on a government list of all known homosexuals. Tracking AIDS has never been easier and neither has firing gays, silencing gays and blackmailing gays into tasks when they REGISTERED THEIR NAME, PENIS AND FUCKING ADDRESS AS WELL AS GPS LOCATIONS RUNNING DAY AND NIGHT.

This got me thinking about 'Tinder' and pardon my ignorance because I'm sure there are a dozen other of these 'Dating Apps' and lots of you are happily swiping away at prostitutes and pictures of tits and probably more of you poor bastards actually believe you'll find someone who loves guns, God and MAGA to share a life together with.

GTFO those IMMEDIATELY. Never mind you shouldn't contribute to those which are almost always sending money and praise to ever Leftist, BLM, Feminist and Faggot-loving org they can and never mind there are 100 reasons why these Dating Apps actually fuck up society and in particular fuck up young patriotic men. You should NOT be on those just simply because:

  • that is tracking you everywhere, from the Capitol Building to a MAGA Rally to your AR15 Supplier to your Mistress to you... that fucking thing is nothing but an open invitation to any asshole to put a picture of tits on a profile and saying "Love 2A" and you actually give them your daily whereabouts.
  • If nothing else, what a great way to get honeypotted, catfished or whatever the hell its called now when an FBI informer or just some heshe in purple hair decides they are a MAGA-hunter and fucks you up.
  • If nothing else, it will be easy to make you suddenly STFU and become sheepish and start agreeing its 'time for unity' because the Antifa Message Board is well aware you're on 'Tinder' but that your wife isn't and your parents probably won't like that news either.

We ought to be removing all fuck-about useless APPS from phones and deleting all tweets and posts from all worthless Social Media but ESPECIALLY THESE DATING APPS PLEASE GET OFF THEM.

*Reminder, don't just 'stop using them', find any and all of them you've ever used, manually delete your profile (hell, change it to something misleading) and then permanently delete the entire account AND then delete and scrub that goddam thing from your phone, laptop etc.

You are INSANE if you are still using those.

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CanadaDidPearlHarbor 47 points ago +47 / -0

That’s why I prefer getting laid the old fashion way... hitting them up on LinkedIn

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bidensmissingbrain 19 points ago +19 / -0

Business attire... so hot right now.

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CanadaDidPearlHarbor 16 points ago +16 / -0

“I’m fully employed and have a matching 401k ;)”

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CandyBarr 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is this a thing? Please be a thing

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Jemmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems like a #MeToo joke.

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CandyBarr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dating Apps are a waste land and I don't drink so LinkedIn please be a thing.

It's only harassment if you are in the same company or cross lines.

I had a boss that came on to me once. I was married at the time but if it was now. YES PLEASE

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Guillotifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is. And it's annoying.

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CandyBarr 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can see that as well. Especially if female it's super hard being single SJW and TDS makes it slim pickings.

Whatever happened to singles night events? Throw covid into the mix and you can't meet people especially good women

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Guillotifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not having my pronouns in my bio is NOT an invitation for lonely dudes to hit me up.

Although, I could see where it is a smarter way to get an internet hookup without surprise penis.

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BiscoFever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Desire to know more intensifies....