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I_Used_to_be_me 32 points ago +32 / -0

I used to not be a republican (or democrat). I still am, but I used to be, too.

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Sugz_Da_Bear 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think Bigfoot is blurry, and that's even scarier. A large out of focus monster running around.

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I_Used_to_be_me 14 points ago +14 / -0

I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

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Sugz_Da_Bear 12 points ago +12 / -0

This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty.

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PocketPosse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rice is a great food when you are hungry and want a thousand of something.

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Mystery_D 6 points ago +6 / -0

I really enjoyed that story.

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DemsSuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

"To hell with purple people! Unless they're suffocating...then...help them."

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RighteousAnger 1 point ago +1 / -0

I miss Mitch...