There's a hundred years of history, And a hundred before that, All gathered in the thinkin' Goin' on beneath this red hat.

And back behind his eyeballs And pumpin' through his veins, Is the ghost of every Pepe That ever held the reins.

Every Shitpost on his Twitter Has Been retweeted millions of times, His quite concentrations Been distilled through ancient minds.

It's evolution workin' When cucks and tranny’s REEE And a ghostly cowboy chorus Fills his head and says 'let's ride Pede’

The cold flame burns within him 'Till his skins as cold as ice, And the dues he paid to get here Are worth every sacrifice.

All the miles spent sleep drivin' All the money down the drain, All the 'if I's' and 'nearly's' All the bandages and pain.

All the female tears left dryin' All the fever and the fight, Are just a small down payment On the ride he makes tonight.

It's guts and love and glory, One mortal's chance at fame, His legacy is MAGA And Trump is his name.