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handpeople 123 points ago +125 / -2

78 million will be from Philly.

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Duenuard 39 points ago +41 / -2

You forgot San Fran.

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handpeople 49 points ago +49 / -0

90 million will be from San Fran.

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Shitposter69 59 points ago +59 / -0

700m from china

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Pede3 21 points ago +21 / -0

This. Like the pic of the woman with hundreds of cell phones in front of her. Or they could fake the numbers - run YouTube thru Dominion

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BostonVoter 18 points ago +18 / -0

At 4am while we are asleep

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seventysixdon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Haven't slept in that late since election night. That's when the tranny ballot fairy roams the streets and I have a few words for Xim.

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DC_loves_little_boys 1 point ago +1 / -0

ballot fairy will never be a woman

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck China

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

And 10% for the big guy!

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Lrddiablo 10 points ago +10 / -0

100m will be from Mexico

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handpeople 30 points ago +30 / -0

Mexico only has 3K people left. The rest are here.

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RyanUpCreek 15 points ago +15 / -0

75bn from the Oort Cloud

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TheOne1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not the Oort cloud, the google cloud... ;-)

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Lrddiablo 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMFAO

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think we will solve the border problem by becoming such a shithole the mexicans will run away.

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Lrddiablo 4 points ago +4 / -0

it will be too late. Americans will have moved to Mexico and made it awesome and we will be having this same problem in 4 years

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Eviliskillingus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d actually believe that one... they’re all coming here now; inauguration is like a party to criminal aliens. We are completely fucked; this country is FINISHED

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Cloudy_mood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Si

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Donald_Gear_Solid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Comments and likes are disabled for this video 150 million people watching CNN.

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Wohwoh1911 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whatever the media says it is it’s a lie

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rich_wicks 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will just be numbers created by some asshole from Google.

Google is an intelligence operation. How fucking hard do you think it is for them to change a goddamned number?

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GlacialSpeed 72 points ago +75 / -3
  • Vote counting was halted the night of the election in many swing states with no reason given or fake reasons supplied (water main, just toilet overflow)
  • Voters identified as indefinitely confined to illegally receive absentee ballots even though they are young and healthy
  • Ballots for voters under the age of 18 were counted
  • Voters submitted multiple ballots in the same state or across multiple states
  • Voters submitted ballots in states they do not live in
  • Poll watchers illegally removed from polling places for questioning fraudulent vote counting
  • Absentee ballots counted even though voters never requested or filled them out
  • Vote counting machines had overridden vote selection percentages above 60% in some counties, and FAR above normal ranges in many others
  • Vote counting machines had the overridden vote selection logs wiped for 2020, but previous years' log data was still there

The 2020 Election Was A Complete Fraud

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PioneerExplorerHuman 21 points ago +21 / -0

Don't forget that bitch Ruby Freeman. Disgusting vermin.

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FenwickThats104 12 points ago +12 / -0

...and no amount of gaslighting will ever make us believe otherwise!! We will never forget!!

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Sporadica 2 points ago +2 / -0

I copy pasta'd the comment and have been using it online. Nobody can justify anything in that. Only the most radical TDS afflicted cunts are able to ignore the facts when presented.

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Eviliskillingus 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are completely insane; you fucking troll. Go fuck yourself, go back to your satanic cult know as the democrat party. God damn trash.

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Eviliskillingus 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL you are the cult member, you fucking commie loser. Take your koolaid elsewhere, maybe to a cnn blog. You are not welcome here, NO ONE wants you here, you complete fucking moron.

FOUND THE FBI AGENT ⬆️

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McFatty7 45 points ago +46 / -1

President Trump should pardon both Julian Assange and Edward Snowden as one last 'Fuck You' to the Deep State who stole his re-election.

It will completely overshadow the Biden 'inauguration'.

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Hunter1970 20 points ago +21 / -1

Holy shit you're right, if he pardoned them msm would go nuts lmao they'd have to do 10 second checkins on the inauguration every half hour

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JESUSJUGS 7 points ago +8 / -1

As his last act. Would be great.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

His last act - OF HIS FIRST TERM - must be to go Nuclear Abe Lincoln, invoke the Insurrection Act and save America.

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trump1aj 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think one way or another he’s done. I expect the military to step in tomorrow, and it’s anyone’s guess how the country is run after that. With the amount of cleaning house they have to do, there may as well be no house. It could be a while before we are a normal country again.

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had-to-chime-in 13 points ago +13 / -0 (edited)

inauguration

came here to say STOP CALLING IT AN INAUGURATION

tomorrow is Biden's INSTALLATION.

Edit: we need to get # BIDENINSTALLATION trending

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Sporadica 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't use Twitter, have an account tho, and I'll be sure to tweet out view counts with that hashtag.

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Bswdh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought it was incarceration

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citydwellertrumpfan 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are right. Biden's junta.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 8 points ago +9 / -1

And joe exotic.

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RustTrohle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will never financially recover from this!

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Qualityproduct 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should pardon every non violent criminal kamala had any part of having put away

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McFatty7 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sounds good, but Heels Up prosecuted State crimes, not Federal.

Only Gov. Grease Hair can pardon California State crimes.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gov. Grease Hair

I’ve seen King Hair Gel on posters. That one’s almost better

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Sporadica 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok so Trump runs for governor of California. I'm cool with that.

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freedomFrites 2 points ago +2 / -0

I reckon throw in a 'presidential medal of freedom' for extra points!

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jamaicanMAN 25 points ago +26 / -1

During the middle of speech. He'll take a break and then suddenly. 80 million people will start watching.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to make this joke, glad a high energy pede was already on it!

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zebfross 24 points ago +25 / -1

Here at work (in Seattle) they're encouraging people to take time off to watch the inauguration, lol. Thanks for the time off; I'll be running errands

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DystopianDoubleThink 15 points ago +16 / -1

Your killing Grandma!!! Don't go out!!

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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +5 / -2

I am so going to be masking up...

So hard I may go through several bottles of hand sanitizer.

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Lord_Kristopf 2 points ago +2 / -0

In some locales, some employers are suggesting workers stay out of office entirely to avoid any urban unrest.

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BigAssTree 20 points ago +23 / -3

Biden never won

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Lrddiablo 8 points ago +8 / -0

china disagrees

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anon1011101 11 points ago +11 / -0

China is ASSHOE

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NorthwoodsCentepede 2 points ago +2 / -0

WEST TAIWAN IS ASSHOE

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Cloudy_mood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well they eat bugs so they can go fuck themselves

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koalakingdom 13 points ago +15 / -2

Are you guys not watching it? TBH, ill be watching it somewhere because I still have a little hopium they all get arrested :')

It's a fantasy I can't let go quite yet.

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PioneerExplorerHuman 27 points ago +28 / -1

I won't be watching. I'll come here for the post shitshow commentary.

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spacemonkeyz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trust me...if that were to happen..you'd be hearing about it from any liberal friends.

I think everyone should be radio silent during that time; or watch a trump rally or the 2016 trump inauguration if you can.

Don't give them another 'click' or 'watch' to validate the 'right guy' is in office...

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koalakingdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

25000 troops for show then? I don't think its all for nothing. What do you think happens? absolutely nothing? Biden just gets his desk in the office and the CCP Lives on, stronger than ever before?

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spacemonkeyz 6 points ago +6 / -0

25000 troops...so the persecutor can pretend to be the victim mate.

Trumps gone from office tomorrow...our mission is to engage intelligently in the culture/ideological offensive that most don't even recognize...

Even guns...won't save anyone from that...

I don't like it...but that's what's real.

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wizzingonwallstreet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its called a show of force and it happens all the time when we do it to other countries. First time I recall doing it to ourselves though.

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Jimmy33 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep

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koalakingdom 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pretty doomer bro! What if military officials step in for a reelection under different rules because its domestic terrorism. Then trump makes a new party?

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hiddensfinger 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll come here for that hopium fuck any zoom calls

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Tanmantime 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be glorious. They deserve it! Traitors

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Scungette 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will not be watching any of their sh*t. After the inauguration, I will continue with turning off the TV or changing the channel when any of these a-holes appear on the screen. When they play snippets of anything they have to say on the radio I’m just turning off the radio.

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Titan93 11 points ago +12 / -1

YouTube works overtime to delete dislikes of his vids. Of course it will happen. Its post truth America, everything you will see and hear from the mainstream will be an illusion, a lie

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BootsieB 8 points ago +9 / -1

Turning Bannon on at 10:00 est, again at 5:00. That is it for this entire house.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 8 points ago +9 / -1

I won't watch. I'll just wait for all the extremists to give me the hot take. Trunalimunumaprzure!

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DonaldStump 7 points ago +8 / -1

That 4AM bump

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Titan93 6 points ago +7 / -1

Getting rid of my phone and laptop tonight. Itll make it harder for the SS to find me when I refuse to take the vaccine

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WildRiot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Good idea

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Djonpow 3 points ago +4 / -1

Mine's gonna have a "boating" accident!

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justinjfit 5 points ago +6 / -1

I am predicting that they will have high viewership because of the "celebrities". Brazilians go hard for gaga.

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Cloudy_mood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mindless zombies

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LemonyFresh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nobody on earth but two teams playing for the Superbowl gets that many views. They don't care about views or what is right. They do not need to justify their crimes or "keep up the gaslighting." There's never a consequence so they will piss, shit, and wipe their crimes in our face and have 80 people watching this clown be inaugurated so they can laugh at us more.

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Dennislearsysbastard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most of them will be chinese

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Cdope45 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel like the military is only there to attract viewers who are thinking something is about to go down. That way the media can reference how many views Biden got if someone ever brought up his audience size.

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Sporadica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those retards still go on about how trump had a small crowd. Well the eastern seaboard is leftist central, it's easier for Dems to attend dem inaugurations than republican ones.

But they never include the day of livestream views but guaranteed they will include them for the Biden installation

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Cdope45 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like a Nascar race. People are watching it expecting something bad to happen when in actuality it'll be a boring mess. Biden will struggle to give a speech and they'll wheel him off.

Of course the media will be busy polishing his knob to point out how terrible he sounds.

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MustafaJones 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah yes, the dominion method of mathematics.

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Yam_nation 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'll view it if you know what's good for you in the USSA.

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FarmerJohn 3 points ago +4 / -1

Chyna will forcefully tune everyone in their country into it.

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4218 3 points ago +3 / -0

我也用过翻译,这个帖子很有趣

Sorry just getting prepared to learn my new language.

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +3 / -2

Oy vez. Skip the middle man and learn Yiddish.

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IronSheik 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh you still believe this bullshit lol

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah all at 3 am.

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magnokor 3 points ago +4 / -1

Breakfast With Biden.

China's TV show for that day.

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Cloudy_mood 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Today America, we’re gonna learn how to eat with chopsticks. Can you say CHOP STICKS?!”

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Fecal_Fetus 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm not going to watch that nonsense. Maybe retroactively if there is another Zapruder event. There is nothing useful he could possibly say without lying.

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anon1011101 5 points ago +6 / -1

Trump should authorize a MOAB drop right on the inauguration stage

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Fecal_Fetus 1 point ago +2 / -1

There wouldn't be any collateral damage 🤣. No love audience

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Logos_Rising 3 points ago +4 / -1

Never give up. Never surrender.

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Id10tech 3 points ago +3 / -0

Feed drops at 15k and comes back on at 30 million.

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Geyck 2 points ago +2 / -0

And comments turned off.

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Roo33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best part will be when he gets arrested along with hundreds of traitors! Lol good luck social media, big tech and CCP! I got my popcorn ready!

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DirtyWilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

What makes more sense, only 1000 people showing up for "the most voted president in history" or 25,000 troops and 200,000 flags?

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TsingGao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wait they will stop the stream and get some more viewers.

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try 80.000.000 million! Before the end of his speech!

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DC_loves_little_boys 2 points ago +2 / -0

of course. Liek the fake likes (50-cent / Wumao Army) of all the IG hoes out there.

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SavingPrivateGrace 2 points ago +2 / -0

The night of the living dead will be watching then.

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TheEnclave89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try 80 billion, there we go.

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T_WIN_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump had 88 million Twitter followers. It will be fun to see how many Biden has.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

I strongly recommend running away. Nancy is up to something. I feel like she might go bezerk like the fat lady suit in Total Recall

and this is just a joke, I'm sure nancy will be fine and her dosage on nuramda (tm)perfect tmr.

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol there wont be any captchas to view the event because otherwise all those bots will be kept out and we’ll see that there’s only 942 actual people watching

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rusty_spittoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking this on my commute home... They are probably going to fake the view count

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GoatInTheHat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ima watch it to see him get arrested.

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MR__K 2 points ago +2 / -0

he is the most popular clown in all of clown world so he should get plenty of views lol.

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C1REX 2 points ago +2 / -0

People from around the world will be watching to see if a "Trump Supporter" will try to attack him.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't get 80m viewers until 4am. They'll have to reschedule.

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OnlyTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll have to turn off comments. And ratings.

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Cloudy_mood 2 points ago +2 / -0

CNN: “This just in, Biden’s inauguration garnered 867 billion viewers today. Also George Clooney is there. Free handjobs for everyone”

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Karieanne0317 2 points ago +2 / -0

But yet there will be no likes no shares

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C1REX 2 points ago +2 / -0

This Clown Pepe meme will be used a LOT for the next 4 years I feel.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

37 upvotes, 77 downvotes

suddenly 10.5k upvotes, 33 downvotes

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ellisd 1 point ago +1 / -0

200M from Inland Empire.

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BeamsAE86 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta do that deep dab

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happydaze 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think there's more to than that. There are probably less than half Biden/Lefties as there are Trump supporters. So they've built up an AI army. It isn't real.

If they had to show actual bodies they couldn't. If the actual vote count was shown we would all realize it. So to cover it up they needed to inflate the vote count. It's a sham.

We probably outnumber them 5 to 1. I think most Social Media left are AI.