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magastrophysicist 120 points ago +120 / -0

They have less than a 5.56% chance of succeeding at my house.

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anon1011101 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'm a M193 man myself

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Madman2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'll give 'em a .30-30 coin flip.

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befehlistbefehl 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey, with Dominion you can give them 45-70 odds.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed!

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ConvergenceMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, they have a 1.93% chance

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_deleted_ 13 points ago +14 / -1

Maybe they have a 9mm chance at my house.

.... Wait, fuck.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0
  • [ Them, being idiots ] that sounds great! 9 is bigger than 5.56 so I have a better chance!
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Raupps 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will have a 45/70 government chance at my place. Good luck hiding behind that engine block

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tooanalytical 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have less than a .300% blk out chance of making it through the front door.

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RussianBlyat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Under 0.223% at mine.

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subbookkeeper 3 points ago +3 / -0

what about a random traffic stop where you're asked to step out of your car and arrested? Because that's how it'll happen? there'll just be a notice flagging you as "detain" There not going to come to your house.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't ruin my fun, lol

I've got no answer for you there except to never ever speak to police without a lawyer.