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magastrophysicist 120 points ago +120 / -0

They have less than a 5.56% chance of succeeding at my house.

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_deleted_ 13 points ago +14 / -1

Maybe they have a 9mm chance at my house.

.... Wait, fuck.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0
  • [ Them, being idiots ] that sounds great! 9 is bigger than 5.56 so I have a better chance!
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Raupps 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will have a 45/70 government chance at my place. Good luck hiding behind that engine block