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2a4life 103 points ago +103 / -0

If Trump goes silently into the night and Texas forms a sovereign state, I hope they have room for at least one more PEDE

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macrolinx 63 points ago +63 / -0

Always room for more patriots. Besides, there will be a vacuum to fill when the lefties scurry away back to the "US". I'll save you a seat....

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NoFucks2Give 51 points ago +51 / -0

All that empty real estate when the over 50 cradle to grave DC teat addicts find out they won’t get their social security after secession. Selling their houses for a loss to flee Texas in horror in order to get back into the good graces of DC. I’ll be coming down to help fill that vacuum.

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2a4life 22 points ago +22 / -0

You are the best!! Don't worry I will bring my own rifle and ammo. haha

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macrolinx 17 points ago +17 / -0

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

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2a4life 9 points ago +9 / -0

God bless

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would greenhouses be a welcome? How about Giant Gray Bamboo[actually is bamboo even allowed to be grown because I remember reading that a large part of the southern states near the Gulf had a large forest area of bamboo]?

I have lots of questions, but these are the most pertinent to me for now.

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most needed professions in America’s enormous ballsack?

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Cyer6 22 points ago +22 / -0

We'll need a whole shit load of MAGA to move here to make it come true. We have lots of room BTW.

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BillionsAndBillions 9 points ago +9 / -0

I will be camping on my Texas relatives' lawn if I have to. I'd rather all Patriot counties leave this corrupt, piece of SHIT country, though. BuT iT's IlLeGaL!!! So was the Revolution!

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Homemade-Soap 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two more pedes in my household willing to relocate immediately if Texas secedes

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airborne3502 47 points ago +47 / -0

Take us with you - signed, Oklahoma

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paradox87 28 points ago +28 / -0

Id like for Alabama to hop on that train aswell

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Donger-Lord2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Update New York concurs with the gentleman from Alabama.

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TheMalkman 14 points ago +14 / -0

Y’all are lost, get down here Bud

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LessAndLessIronic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based Georgians can get together and raze Atlanta. Once they have taken out the trash they should be good.

Who knows though -- perhaps the trash will take itself out when the secession is announced. I have to imagine it will work that way for Austin (and if it doesn't, a brief declared period of anarchy should get the juices flowing).

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outsideop 6 points ago +6 / -0

We aren’t worried about Austin. They’re fair weather fannies and will do as they’re told.

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LessAndLessIronic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess that is good news.

I live in northwest WA currently. I love the weather up here, but not so much the culture (in the city at least -- the countryside out here is fine), but if Texit happens I'll be in line applying for citizenship the next day.

I'm tired of living in a country where I have to choose between being welcome and being myself. Also, if most of your tech sector heads for the hills there should be a few openings in my line of work.

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outsideop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, just put an app in for the Gigafactory. I’m sure they can use your skills somehow.

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LessAndLessIronic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did that move wind up happening? I know Elon went back and forth. Awesome if he finally gave CA the finger.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elon sold his houses in California and built a place in Texas (near Austin, I believe). He spends most of his time down near Boca Chica, supposedly.

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outsideop 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s happening. It’ll be near Austin but not in it. I’ve applied for work there myself.

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ajmlecciones 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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RedBloodofPatriotism 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ditto for Arkansas

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vegeta_ban 38 points ago +38 / -0

I will move there in a heartbeat.

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DrWeeGee 12 points ago +12 / -0

Same

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BillionsAndBillions 23 points ago +23 / -0

The most based, well-armed, well-defended state with the most energy, most food, and best access to orbit, moon, mars, etc. Make any advocacy for socialism or communism an act of treason, the ONLY permitted punishment is public hanging. It would be the wealthiest, Godliest, most advanced nation in history.

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Series3Gleaner 3 points ago +3 / -0

So a fleet of Minuteman IIIs dont count?

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AllahFubar 31 points ago +31 / -0

If this truly a feasible option, I'm absolutely in. See how the old commie govt does without federal taxes from TX and perhaps other states.

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Mr-J 26 points ago +26 / -0

taxes? almost all oil is processed in Texas, the federal gov would be freaking the fuck out

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Hanging_Chad 15 points ago +15 / -0

Bidet doesn't want oil, he wants kids

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Kendoextendo 7 points ago +7 / -0

And crack for his son.

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Crack meth or am I missing something? I remember reading a comment joking about someone they new said that the thing Hunter was smoking was not crack but meth.

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brother_red 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, crack is cocaine.

The pipe in Hunter's pix is in fact a meth pipe.

"Crack pipe" just sounds better, and fortunately, most pedes don't know the difference.

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Kendoextendo 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s because of the type of pipe he was seen using I believe. Some people think it’s a crack pipe, others say meth. I say, it doesn’t matter which lol. Dude’s still a scumbag loser who’s using poor folk drugs lmao.

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ConstutionalCarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crack is a form of cocaine. Meth is different and has to be made in a lab from all sorts of nasty chemicals (see: Breaking Bad).

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for clarifying.

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fauxtool 13 points ago +13 / -0

can you imagine the oil prices outside of Texas when the #1 oil producer in the US starts charging market price?

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Helly 9 points ago +9 / -0

And no pipeline lol

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fauxtool 9 points ago +9 / -0

he needs texas to help pay for the 11 million new "citizens" The US is so fucked without Texas.

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Series3Gleaner 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem is if #2 could move oil out, Texas wouldn't be #1.

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um_ya 8 points ago +8 / -0

Especially with all these businesses leaving Cali to Texas.
They ate their golden goose.

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YouNeedVPN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Money is not the currency of power.

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Airensurf1990 19 points ago +20 / -1

Will y'all have room for international pedes? I promise to become legal... Too many people suffer from TDS here

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NihilistCaregiver 14 points ago +14 / -0

Americans first. If there is room, maybe you can squeeze in.

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Licensetomeme 7 points ago +7 / -0

Think we’ll have to wait our turn.

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Texan1stAmerican2nd 18 points ago +18 / -0

Texas first act ast a sovereign nation is to recognize the right of all the other states to secede as well. Please dont all move her at once. Wyoming will secede too guys. Love you all but dont put all the pedes in one basket.

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ajmlecciones 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think secession needs a simple majority from all states in the union. Thus 26 to make it work.

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Schumer_if_true 16 points ago +16 / -0

Moving to Texas ASAP!!!

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Nancypelosisoldliver 8 points ago +8 / -0

Me too. Especially if they leave the union and start a new United States as it was intended. With less gun restrictions, speech restrictions. The works. I also think relatively quickly they could gain more members. Aquire from new Mexico all the way to Florida. Patriots nationwide move in and out number the libs, ban liberal migration die to rampant unchecked socialist ideals. Eventually they become more red, more free and the libs who live their will leave because they'll think they're surrounded by hillbillies. Nm will flip red if patriots swarm albuquerque, keep texas red and make libs not want to live there anymore, same with the southern states all the way to Florida.

Rampant border control around the whole thing. You can't move in unless you prove that you understand how socialism will starve us all to death and that hitler was a socialist. Then we will get oklahoma and arizona. Flip them red too.

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Aambrick 4 points ago +4 / -0

You forgot an important step:

Make sure all that move in does a study on Stahlin and how the United Soviet Socialists of Russia(USSR) used Communism[from early beginnings to the collapse]. Have that be a required study material for schools, immigration(meaning a quiz to see if one agrees or not based on different aspects from people that know their stuff) period, and things that lead to it. Starting with common concepts that get more complex.

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fauxtool 11 points ago +11 / -0

im coming from california with my taxpaying business, i just need to stop at the lake first to find all those guns i lost.

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ChynaBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

God let's make this happen, with Trump as the 1st President of Texas

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now or never

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littlebridges 9 points ago +9 / -0

The "Texas Independence Referendum Act" needs first to pass the Texas Legislature in the current session in order to then be placed on the ballot in November 2021...

So if you are in Texas, call your state Rep and state senator to show support for this!! It can happen!

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Dieselslacker 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet a wall would be built between tx, and US in record time. Good way to stop illegal immigration, get az and new Mexico in on the texit.

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CrankHandler1991 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a New Mexican, I would absolutely fucking love to go with Texas. Unfortunately I feel like this state has been cucked by Santa Fe, Albuquerque, and Las Cruces. If it happens I'd put money on it being a bloody affair out here.

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Aambrick 0 points ago +0 / -0

Dig baby Dig

Fly baby FLY

They will have pretty hard time since they do poor jobs all the time(Federal Government[Communist parts which seems to be nearly all of it now]).

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 6 points ago +6 / -0

Howdy, Texas! 🤠

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Helly 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just want to tell Texas i will be there to help grow and foster a free country where my children could thrive.

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marrkus_of_mrkopalj 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll come back. I didn't leave by choice but I'll come back by choice.

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ShaeforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd like TN to join the movement. I have written my Governor as well encouraging him to join TX as 2 of the 13 States that can Succeed! Lets make this happen and nominate Trump our president of the 13 Succeeded States.

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Texan1stAmerican2nd 4 points ago +4 / -0

If pedes want to move to Texas please go to the Houston and Austin areas. They are liberal shitholes and need to be balanced out. We can make this actually happen if pedes do move her and help force the vote. I know I know. That's fraudulent and a lefty move, but drastic times no? What do the optics people call it? 'Peacful divorce'

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Sweets 3 points ago +3 / -0

Save me a seat as well please.

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Nexusmax 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sign me up for citizen ship

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YouNeedVPN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do I need to move to Texas before this happens?

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WVboi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have some lefty friends (m/m couple)who live in an uppity gated community in Houston. It would be hilarious to watch this unfold. They have been salivating a biden/harris administration, so that would be stripped away from them. But they won't leave their wealth behind, which means they would just have to bend over and take it.

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Helly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gentlemen I hope you understand this is the only we avoid the total destruction of conservatism

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Spawnlingman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been on zillow all day trying to find a Texas home.

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Johnlockedandloaded 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great start. Then it's on to getting a straight line through the Dakota's. Time for a new wall movement.

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Kendoextendo 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about we let the counties decide. I’ve got a nice almost entirely red map I’d like to show.

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RightwingGorilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not sure how this would work legally and/or logistically, but like the idea. No fault divorce? (Of course we all know whose fault it really is)

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's just get past the Military tribunals first, before we go splitting anything up.

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