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Xi's text exchange with Mitch McConnell found in Pelosi laptop
posted ago by kinglouisxiv +15 / -0

Xi: Hey turtle.

Mitch: Yes milord?

Xi: Get rid of Trump.

Mitch: Milord, but he is very popular in the party.

Xi: **$$$$$$$$$ **

Mitch: Right away, milord!

=== 2 minutes later ===

Mitch: Wait.... do I have to split with Pence???

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– jpower 1 point ago +1 / -0

ahahaha

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– thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Xi's second favorite puppet, Mitch McConnell.

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– kommiekrusher 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, Trump starts his next term in March

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