The unanimous Declaration of the fifty United States of New Kekistan, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Private Ownership of Property.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly, all experience hath shewn, that mankind is more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present technocratic regime is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. They have refused their Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. They have forbidden their Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till their Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, they have utterly neglected to attend to them. They have refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. They have called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with their measures. They have conspired to rig, using fraudulent means, the organ of the Executive Branch of the United States. They have gone against the will of the people and used fraud and falsehood to obtain positions of power. They have sought to secure power at the expense of the national security of the United States by allowing illegal entry by unvetted and undocumented individuals into the country. They have sought to abuse the courts as an office of legislation in order to circumvent the will of the people. They have used blackmail and coercion in order to maintain the loyalty of appointed officials. They have erected a multitude of New Offices and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. They have kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. They have attempted to fill the military with bureaucrats and the worst sort of degenerates in order to weaken the national defense. They have combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws, giving their Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For establishing oppressive spy agencies unaccountable to the public under the false pretense of national security. For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For undercutting our trade in favor of hostile foreign regimes and exporting our jobs to those same hateful regimes. For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For using entrapment and sabotage to strip men of their God given and unalienable right to self-defense. For calling the most patriotic among us “terrorists and insurrectionists” and persecuting them in the court of law, while ignoring the offenses of violent anarchists. For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. For repeated grievances against our legitimately elected President Donald J Trump, including conspiracy, sedition, sabotage, slander, libel and threats of bodily harm, as well as repeatedly conspiring to keep him from performing his solemn duty.

For conspiring with a hostile foreign regime to remove our freedoms of assembly and worship under the false pretense of a pandemic. For conspiring with a hostile foreign regime to enrich themselves at the expense of taxpayers. For engaging in the most unspeakable crimes against humanity and nature itself. For emboldening sodomites and their wretched ilk to trample upon all forms of decency. For blaspheming the Holy Name of God and mocking His faithful, while celebrating reprobates and heretics and giving free reign to Mohammedians to sow terror and fear. They have abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of their Protection and waging War against us. They have plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. They are at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. They have constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. They have excited domestic insurrections amongst us and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless communists, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions, we have Petitioned for Redress in the humblest terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Illegitimate centralized technocratic government and that all political connection between them and the technocracy and bureaucracy, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.