The judge picks are a waste of time, and honestly why the fuck are we wasting time and money trying to make sure people in other countries can have man-on-man butt sex? Coulda used that time on something that actually matters.

But other than that he did a pretty good amount of stuff. I notice he failed to mention all the child sex slaves freed. Seriously, Trump freed more child sex slaves in his first year than any and all presidents in history combined. That shoulda been on a fuckin' campaign sign.