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MAGAstroni 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shoplifting - Gotta wait till they leave the store, gotta wait till they get in the car, gotta wait till they open it, gotta wait till they use it... Well now it's gone so there's no evidence...

Tldr: I agree

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Mauser-Oberndorf [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Friend of a friend on FB. I had to read it twice and I felt significantly more stupid afterwards.

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DoubleEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once the heat death of the universe occurs, then we can round them all up, being completely confident we've given them every opportunity to do the right thing.

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giggitybooped 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, they won't. xD