president trump is currently on a well deserved vacation after making America great, while a senile old shuffling coot who needs something to do, so he doesn’t start talking to the lampshades again, is the 46th janitor of 1600 pensylvania ave.

His duties for the next 4 years is keeping the Oval Office furniture dusted, and has a full set of pens to scribble on pads he is given with lots big of words on them.