Just in - Texas finds 5,000,000 mail in ballots for Trump in a USPS box that was previously overlooked
💩 SHITPOST 💩
Texas is still counting.... 5 million mail in ballots , 100% for Trump !
We must get these votes counted !
In a strange twist, they appear to be perfectly proportioned for 6 States
Nevada, Arizona, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Georgia and Michigan
This is incredible. Such a Hail Mary pass!
Is this a shitpost?
Yes
There’s no evidence that this post is fake
There is no widespread evidence that this claim is false
There is no widespread evidence that this claim is false that would have affected the outcome of the election
The only thing that is widespread is Kumalalalalalaaa's legs.
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Wow, Cisco Umbrella blocks that site. Motherfucker, now I have to tell my MSP to unblock it. Shit.
Joined
Pedophiles in the white house are VERY widespread!
Hahahahaha
Lips too, all 19 of them.
You have no standing to claim there is no widespread evidence that this claim is false and would have affected the outcome of the election.
Have you stopped beating your wife?
That's convincing enough for me!
Fact check: true
According to independent fact checkers and people familiar with the matter.
As is tradition
Even fact checkers Snopes is run by a whore! Makes sense
Fact check she’s a sex worker
They still haven't finished counting PA, how can the election be certified if states are still counting? Wasn't that their excuse for not declaring Trump winner on election night? "cOuNt EvErY vOtE"
What they really mean was keep counting until the Democrat is in the lead then STOP.
Claims against this post have been debunked.
Deboooooonked
I made it up. But we could use 5 million fucking votes for sure lmfao
Your comment has been debunked
It’s as real as Biden’s inauguration.
The he empty mall and grassy field as shown on Posobiec’s tweet and War Room Pandemic spoke volumes.
Do you morons actually think we are the ones in our mom's basement? You notice it takes months to get a rally going in dc? You notice all the trump rallies were mostly done at night after people got off work? Like who do you fools think are trump voters? We are the ones that don't want money from the government, we are the ones who don't want higher taxes. What type of people do you think want these types of things? Ahh yes, the working man. The reason why we know liberals are the lazy fucks, is because of your policies. No sane person wants their money taken, that is indicative of a man who wants slavery. The working man just wants to be left alone and have a small government who can't crush him. That is what is in line with the working man, the conservative policies. It is either the really rich, or really poor, who want your policies. I feel bad for you, cause everyone knows you are just projecting. Who else would want higher taxes? Who else would want free healthcare? Who else would want free school? Thats right, people who can't pay for those things. Why can you not pay for those things? Because you are useless lazy fucks who don't have jobs.
STFU handshake
obviously
100% satire
Do you really have to ask that question?....
Let's get that pedophile out of office ! Such a Filthy Creep. Showering with his daughter naked
I still can’t believe he got caught jerkin to a picture of big mike. Sick old bastard. While he was Vice President he spent numerous days in China make love with Xi Jinpig....
And Commiela, I’ve heard it’s like throwing a blade of grass into a commercial jet hangar
...into a commercial jet engine. She will tear that right off.
Enjoy your illegitimate leader.... man, these days I almost wish I was as ignorant about all this as you are.
....what? That wouldn't change the number of EC votes he got. He'd still get the same number from Texas??
They were found in Texas, but they were for other States.
lol I was too lazy to type something different. But it contributed to the bullshit. So I said fuck it , it will make someone laugh at the hypocrisy
sauce?
Some states automatically give to the winner of total votes
dude just label it shit post. why sticky this
No shitpost flair and stickied, NICE ONE MODS.
They've been "dropping the ball" a lot the past few days.
The stickied Q larps here for weeks. What is happening?
So let me get this straight, the new narrative is that this is controlled opposition?
Its a total joke. I just wanted someone to laugh. Today at work sucked for me
all votes must be counted! Otherwise your racist!
Why is this stickied?
To demoralize the base? I don't find this funny at all either.
Yep, I had a wtf moment
You're looking at it.
Forgot the shitpost flair.
Take my upvote but I'm in no mood for jokes
#MeToo!
EVERY VOTE MUST BE COUNTED, RIGHT?!?!
REALLY FUCKING COOL TO STICKY THIS ON A DAY LIKE THIS. FUCK THESE VOTE IN 2024 MODS
My last straw of getting dragged along was today.
Today the corruption became official
Our government is so deeply crooked
It is such a shame. The greatest country on earth. Has gotten this bad.
I made this comment to make you laugh
I didn’t laugh because everything you said was true. The fraud was so obvious and blatant I thought we had a slam dunk case.
It’s official. The United States is dead. Anyone telling you to vote next time is an enemy of the people.
We just won by half a million in every swing state and they stole it on camera. Only way to stop the steal is in person. That’s why all the troops for the coup. We’re fucked and we’re dead.
Sauce? Why is this stickied?
Lol are you so tonedeaf that you can't read sarcasm?
Sarcasm is the language of the devil.
Use FLAIR! Come on Man.
Go home Lin Wood, you're drunk.
Does it matter anymore about the Ballots? No they Won Trump lost and he Fucked us over
You got fucked over!? Damn it! I was hoping to get fucked over too but I guess my emotions aren’t luscious enough.
It’s fun I guess but it should have the shitpost flair, it still doesn’t makes sense for this to be stickied
Shitpost maybe?
Can we get a fact check please?
Fact check is i wrote this. And I was making fun of the corruption in our government
Lol gotcha. I was kinds jk and mocking the fact checking of everything Trump. Sorry if it came off otherwise tho
The fact that you don't know automatically should be a STARK reminder of where your head has been for the past two months.
Thank you for the info jerkoff. Duly noted
Good man. Learn from it.
Why is this not labeled shit post ?
Republican counties in these fraud states need to withhold all voting results until their vote counterparts are finished and can no longer cheat their way into victory. Without a finish line in site they will no longer be able to adjust their votes so blatantly. They'll still try to cheat because they are democrats but hopefully their cheating is marginalized. The states needs to fully secure an auditable system that can be trusted with both parties. Having a single party determine the outcome in a county/ state is unacceptable
ALL VOTES MUST BE COUNTED. that's their motto
I dont about the rest of you but this is not even remotely humorous on this day.
Yup, the most tone deaf and suspicious sticky in a long time.
This board is apparently actively trying to split the base. Fun.
Texas has Standing on this matter
Remember when the mods said the site may get compromised and shit like this would happen? Whats his name said the mods were cahooting w/feds...
they found 5 MILLION VOTES and you cant figure out if its a shitpost? is that what you are going with?
Someone didn’t get the memo that larping is pointless now.
Put up a Shitpost Flair please.
BREAKING! GET IN HERE...Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are getting married in Vegas.
🤣🤣🤣 I just ordered a brick of 762
I honestly don’t see why “we” didn’t cheat back. They would have looked into it and found Trump had more legitimate votes
Debooonked perhaps?
Hey. Lies and fraud work for the left....so.....lets do it.
This is why I made this post!.
I am very angry over the fraud . And everyone looking the other way because nobody has balls and everyone is compromised.
Our government is Corrupt to the core with no signs of improving
Wow what luck! Lol
COUNT ALL VOTES!!!
Remember postmarks don't matter, signature verification is not required, no chain of custody needs to be shown.
At this point, this could be a legit story.
I'm surprised I got so many updoots and comments
Its clearly bullshit
i sure would like a link to go with this claim.
Why is this stickied?
That may have been the only way to get them to conduct an audit.
Would it ever have been a fair audit in the first place? They cheat at elections they'd cheat the audit.
Hilarious. 🙄
that is why the state of Texas will file a lawsuit for being illegitimate Pedo Biden and his mounted circus.
MAGA here we go
I hope it happens. Oh boy
It's ridiculous that for so long we tried to play the game fairly with a bunch of liars and cheaters. All Democrats and their supporters are liars and crooks. Everything is subjective with them. There is no objective truth or morality with such people.
Most believable thing in 2021 so far.
The fucking shit posts get me everytime...
Just in the nick of time!
They are all ELECTORAL votes too!
Gonna need some sauce on that one, bruh
The fact that everyone is in an uproar, b/c they can't discern if this is a shit post, is SAD.
Pull your damn pants up and get back to shit posts and memes.
Meme war 3 begins NOW.
Maybe because it has been stickied without a shit post flair - it’s just messy and u tidy that Mods would sticky something without using the functionality.
I know seriously lol.
I was venting on my lunch break about this God damn corrupt government we have
I can't believe what happened these last 75 days
On to the supreme court!
All you'd have to do is get a three letter media conglomerate to air it and viola' it's fact!