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posted ago by TheSloth ago by TheSloth +2718 / -0

The first idiot told me to wear a mask, I had myself a nice laugh and kept walking. The second idiot to approach me said trump lost put on a mask. I told that bitch wearing a mask has nothing to do with Trump, I have common sense. This is what its like living in a lefty California city.

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Food4thought 281 points ago +281 / -0

I'm going to get a Biden shirt and go mask-less everywhere. I'll tell them that I have dementia and I'm lost.

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soapyballotjurybox 70 points ago +70 / -0

Kek

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BallsackPaneer 40 points ago +40 / -0

Glue some oatmeal on the shirt to make appear more realistic

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Trump2024 18 points ago +18 / -0

Puddin stains

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 14 points ago +14 / -0

They might think it’s just the crusty residue of a particularly explosive incestuous footjob.

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IamM 19 points ago +20 / -1

Even better, get a bernie shirt and wear a band-aid on your face. Then when they ask, you can say "oh good sir, have you noticed this? I'm wearing 13% of one half of a mask!"

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D0NNIE_DARK0 14 points ago +14 / -0

😂🤣 I needed that laugh!

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acasper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beautiful and Brave.

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Pres_Trump 148 points ago +149 / -1

You are outside for gods sake. These fucking people.

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Eric-CIA-ramella 69 points ago +69 / -0

It's also programmed response. The NPCs have been programmed to respond to stimuli like someone not following the oh so holy news and media's mandates.

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TheSloth [S] 62 points ago +62 / -0

Its quite scary actually, these people are really npcs.

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Eric-CIA-ramella 30 points ago +31 / -1

I have traveled all over this country during the last 8 months, and often times for the hell of it, did not wash my hands in public for several days - and fucking jack shit happened. It's almost as if corona replaced the flu completely, but ended up being completely asymptomatic to more than 60% of the population who get infected.

Having done this, and then having seen 3 months of BLM riots with no masks, and then a full year of Trump rallies with no masks, and the resulting infections / disease rates still randomly go up and down without cause other than the predictable large waves, TELLS ME THAT THIS SHIT IS JUST THE FLU.

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Epicsoundwaves 3 points ago +4 / -1

The only thing I changed in 2020 was wearing a mask when I absolutely had to, still touched everything, still only washed my hands when they're dirty or after going potty. I didn't buy a single bottle of hand sanitizer in 2020. Took me 10 months to get the Rona.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

and often times for the hell of it, did not wash my hands in public for several days

I lick public door knobs when I have the flu.

Not really

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behemoth887 4 points ago +4 / -0

you now remember when libs posted videos of them opening blue bell ice cream, licking it, then putting it back in the freezer

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HuntStevenson 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't wash my hands more than regular either, I'm still alive

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coconutnuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are, you can even see it in their eyes when their programming is activated and they repeat msm propaganda. They practically get manic

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Alaskan 4 points ago +4 / -0

One thing I love about Alaska. Most everyone (at least Trump supporters) open carry. No one asks about your mask when your gun is showing... at least that’s our experience.

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Thwok 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or just start laughing at them.

Communists can't handle humor. Or derision. It's their kryptonite :)

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should tell them you have the new version that Fauxci is forcing on them ... the Invisible Mask v2.0 ... twice as effective, and twice the penalty for not wearing one. And why they hell aren't they wearing thiers? What this hell is that filthy old cloth diaper on their face for? ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL YOU?!! GEEZ, WAKE UP PEOPLE! NEW MASKS!

Kek.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 27 points ago +27 / -0

Now we know how women in Arab countries felt when the burka was forced on them in the 70s and 80s. The mask cult got radicalized quick.

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acasper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Once they’ve complied your lack of compliance becomes an implicit criticism of their choice. They can’t handle criticism.

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ALEXFUCKINGJONES 3 points ago +3 / -0

exactly

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GunTottinPatriot 42 points ago +42 / -0

Sheep gonna Sheep this is what happens when you watch fake news all day and have extremely low IQ you become an actual bot aka a demonrat voter

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MustBeTrump 37 points ago +37 / -0

I honestly can't fucking understand what goes through these fucking retards heads when they're wearing masks outside or in their cars.

Someone explain to me because it makes me crazy.

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TheSloth [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

They have all been subverted by MsM and the institutions. Thats really what it is.

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Snowblind 10 points ago +10 / -0

I used to give people the benefit of the doubt that they left it on out of laziness. But I think people feel a false sense of security. Pretty sad

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Hellann 1 point ago +1 / -0

They feel even safer because they are hiding behind a mask. So become even more emboldened to attack those not wearing their virtue shields.

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collegepede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Masks in cars is at the top of the pyramid of the dumbest shit NPC's do. If they actually were logically consistent, then that means they wear masks at home as well. Which honestly wouldn't surprise me. Dummies.

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SanFranShitty 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m pretty sure they wear them at home. Read recently that some people are getting lung infections from mask over use. Insane!

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bigbossman2 9 points ago +9 / -0

sheeple

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grndmrshlgando 8 points ago +8 / -0

To put it simply: they've been driven insane by their own entitlement. Violent too. Just lay low, this isn't going to last

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TheBasedFriscoMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have zero knowledge of how a virus is transmitted. They are virtue signaling.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny when they smell a fart through their masks ... and then you tell them how much smaller viruses are ...

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AnointedVisions 15 points ago +16 / -1

Lowlife people with no authority or control of their lives. They delight in the sudden authority granted to them by mask-hysteria.

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VP_Unchained 7 points ago +7 / -0

exactly... I go walking through a forest preserve with my wife an dog and people are walking past wearing masks... friggin ignoramuses...

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Hellann 3 points ago +3 / -0

maybe when they say put it on.. we say take it off. Then just stare at them.

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handpeople 67 points ago +67 / -0

Outside they harassed you?

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TheSloth [S] 59 points ago +59 / -0

Yes, I was literally out for a walk.

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handpeople 67 points ago +67 / -0

Live in Florida. You can tell the fucking yankees, they all are wearing masks outside like clowns. Even at the beach. Lots of yankees and Canadians in at this time of year, more so this year. They are fleeing the lockdowns because they are here enjoying restaurants, beach, but still wear their masks outside. It wasnt until snowbird season did you see people with masks outside here.

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SkeletorsTeeth 16 points ago +16 / -0

In central florida and the amount of mindless zombies in masks is sickening

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handpeople 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe Orlando. Maybe downtown. I am all over the center of the state a dozen towns a week. I am talking about outdoors as well.

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SkeletorsTeeth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well im near disney unfortunately...i stay in polk and lake county where its a LITTLE better

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Brendancs0 4 points ago +4 / -0

The whole country is gonna be the walking dead after vaccine

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SkeletorsTeeth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Im a "frontline worker" so is my wife...we wont take it

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Nellie_the_Beaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know 2 MDs who have refused to get the vaccine.

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SkeletorsTeeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know a few as well...but it seems more of them are playing in to the brainwashing...its very illogical to take a new "vaccine" technology where long term side effects havent been studied

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Libscan_SuqMadiq 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not the half who aren’t retards

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inspir3dgenius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Best part is, those people returning to Canada have to quarantine for 2 weeks in-home and forfeit their ability to receive stimulus $$. If they don't have money saved up, they aren't getting any.

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handpeople 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mostly well to dos I assume, own a winter home here.

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HiddenHand 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fake news, I'm from Canada. You get a special stimulus precisely because you're coming from another country. They say it is to offset the loss of revenue you'll suffer by quarantining for 2 weeks. And yeah, people find that fucking stupid because Trudeau actively berates anyone that goes to vacation or work in another country, but then hands you money if you do.

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which province? I'm from ON and AFAIK travel forfeits benefits. My work put out a statement last week to that effect, and I have a couple friends who just got back from vacation and are ineligible for CERB, EI, or whatever they're gonna call it.

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HiddenHand 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quebec here (lol), then I guess it makes you forfeit these other benefits while giving you the right to that one-time travel benefit. I may have been wrong then.

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inspir3dgenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quebec! I hear they have military forcing people to stay up in their homes after dark. Surprised anyone can travel there.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd be taking a visit to the USA every two weeks as a way to make money

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HiddenHand 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aha I wish but I think it's a one-time thing :P

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UnmaskedPatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

People who wear masks at the beach kill me. Viruses can't survive in sunlight and salty air. Plus that air is good for your lungs!

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handpeople 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, its a virus, not a gas LOL.

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Speaking of Florida, I'm thinking about flying down just to get away for a few days and hang out in some warm weather. Where would you suggest going?

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handpeople 9 points ago +9 / -0

Clearwater, St Pete, Longboat Key, Siesta Key, Destin... most places on Gulf Coast are good and open.

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks...will look into those

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Thedaythe_redditdied 6 points ago +6 / -0

Panama City. No bull shit mask rules. Publix (grocery store ) has a sign saying wear a mask and about half of people do. Even in some restaurants the staff doesn’t even wear them. Pinellas and Hillsboro require masks in any business. Don’t give them your money.

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Guna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anna Maria island, just south of Tampa, is fun with an Old Florida (the way it used to be) feel!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

New Smyrna Beach .. northeast of Orlando, south of Daytona.

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SanFranShitty 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a bunch of retards!

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RachetQueen2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have seen idiots in my hood walking with them and even running with them. In a KS suburb no less..

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BidenCrimeFamily 4 points ago +4 / -0

You must live in LA like me.

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TheSloth [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yupp

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BidenCrimeFamily 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol I feel your pain - except I do Runyon everyone morning no mask, and no one complains. The only place I have found.

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hansgruber7 12 points ago +12 / -0

My friend (woman) got screamed at for several minutes at a playground this week by a man for not wearing a mask. Her son cried in terror the whole ride home. What is wrong with people?

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handpeople 15 points ago +15 / -0

I would literally beat the shit out of a guy yelling at my wife. I would knock his teeth out no questions, no talking, just let me see you scream at my wife.

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hansgruber7 13 points ago +13 / -0

Agreed. Unfortunately, she was there alone with her kids, as the asshole could tell I'm sure. If there's such a deadly virus out, WTF is that guy doing taking his kids to a public playground?!

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handpeople 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah thats a good point. If you believe its so deadly, why are you out? If it was black plague, you wouldnt see my ass anywhere for 3 years, id be eating grass.

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hansgruber7 15 points ago +15 / -0

Exactly. A horrible hysterical psycho woman got me kicked out of a coffee shop for not wearing a mask. She was working in the coffee shop with a laptop and everything. Why is she at a public coffee shop hanging out for hours if there's such a deadly virus around? If I thought the black plague was around, I would not be hanging out in coffee shops. It's such bullshit.

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MAGACountryResident 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s all bullshit. These people are just so brainwashed to believe if you don’t have a mask on you either kill people instantaneously or die instantaneously lol. It’s actual psychotic behavior

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B4S3D-P4TR10T 8 points ago +8 / -0

All the time dude, every store.

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BasedRetard 44 points ago +44 / -0

I go hiking around SoCal all the time... the number of people wearing masks with no one within 100 ft of them is really creepy to behold.

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Ninki333 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is a Charlie Brown world. Everyone is Linus with his blanket. The masks being the blanket and democracy is the football that Lucy pulls away at the last second right as Charlie Brown is about to punt it.

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Regnad_2720 8 points ago +8 / -0

I laugh at the ones that pull the mask up while 50 feet away on a 15 foot wide gravel road.

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MAGACountryResident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I love the hiking mask wearers. My fiancé and I are big hikers and I think it’s so funny when I see people outside alone with a mask or the people that frantically pull their mask up when you pass them on the trail.

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B4S3D-P4TR10T 35 points ago +35 / -0

I feel you, Its time to leave this place I think. Born and raised, but its just too far gone

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TheSloth [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah man I agree, there needs to be a mass exit from California before they bring in the hordes of "immigrants".

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Curlybill 16 points ago +16 / -0

They wont bring them there, you're already in occupied territory its us Texans and the battleground states that will bear the brunt of that one

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grndmrshlgando 5 points ago +5 / -0

And go where? This is enslavement of the human species, worldwide of course. This is only going to explode into something the world has never seen before I think.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 28 points ago +28 / -0

I saw a woman in a full hazmat suit and was laughing so loud ... until I realized that's where this is heading.

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collegepede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same lmao at the grocery store. Tards gonna tard

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Kung Flu were a serious concern, we'd have saved a fuckton of money and just bought all high risk people and cowards hazmat suits and let the rest of us live our lives.

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kamalas_knees 22 points ago +22 / -0

"I forgot it at your mom's house"

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TheSloth [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek!

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SteveRogers42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well played!

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WhiteLash 21 points ago +25 / -4

I'm more disappointed in Trump knowing that his supporters (people who speak out against the mask and made other real sacrifices to their lives) were just thrown to the wolves. Now we've been ousted and for what? This is a checkmate play there will never be another free election or another Trump.

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grndmrshlgando 10 points ago +10 / -0

oh unless there is something coming down the pipeline we don't know about this is literally the end of the country as we know it. China is going to obliterate us. Makes no sense why the dems were so fucking scared of what trump might do and now its like "he's gone party time bitches". What is even happening anymore

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WhiteLash 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah the mood shifted dramatically all around the 6th. Trump really should explain what is going on.

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BlackKat 11 points ago +12 / -1

or tell women to show you their tits first.

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TheSloth [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmaoo.

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collegepede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saving this one

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BlackKat 16 points ago +16 / -0

I harassed someone for wearing a mask on my block haha.

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SkeletorsTeeth 15 points ago +15 / -0

I can see a lot of fights coming soon...theyve pissed us of and wont play their game any longer

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FucKamala 14 points ago +15 / -1

Need to start knocking these faggots out

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grndmrshlgando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its not going to stop there

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BastardFish 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not sure how you managed to not break the jaw of the second one.

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TheEnclave89 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wish I had your inner strength, I get shit on every second where I live. My family thinks I'm an idiot, neighbors mock me and get nasty looks everywhere I go... I'm so tired of these people.

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WeinerLapTop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Move. There is so much open space in America.

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brazil and Poland seem pretty nice now. Texas and Florida aren’t bad either.

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Nimblestpepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the other guy said. Move. Live in a car for a while while you save up if you have to

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Faktchecker69 11 points ago +11 / -0

They are conquering the world without firing a single shot. It's very fucking sad but also fascinating at the same time.

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r3deleven 11 points ago +11 / -0

Throw it right back at them. When I go for a run I call out people for wearing masks outside the whole way. It's great because I just keep running and I can't hear their reply through my earbuds

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deplorablepatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Only respirators work. Simple cotton/paper masks do not.

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Trilby 11 points ago +11 / -0

WHY WOULD ANYONE WEAR A MASK OUTDOORS????

It's lunacy! Can these people not THINK??????

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dadmda123 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get fined if I dont

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Trilby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Outdoors even? I live under Overlord Cuomo and even here we don't have a rule like that.

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dadmda123 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m from Europe, most governments here are way more cucked than Cuoml

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SanFranShitty 2 points ago +2 / -0

No you don’t. Cops don’t do shit. There’s no law only mandates which are not enforceable.

I know a guy who didn’t wear his mask on a bus in SF. Got arrested. Charges were later dropped. There’s no law.

I walk by cops all the time without a mask and they don’t do shit. Today I spoke to cops standing around city hall and thanked them for “their service”. They smiled and thanked me. I didn’t have a mask on!!!

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IceCream 2 points ago +2 / -0

I started wearing it for warmth when I'm outside (in ny)

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B1ueCo11ar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck those morons

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educatedandfree 9 points ago +9 / -0

Point back at them and say "How dare you wear a mask that allows particulates through! How dare you risk my life by bring so irresponsible in your mask choice!"

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HIWATT 9 points ago +9 / -0

Land of Fruits, Nuts, and Flakes. If you aren't one of those 3, then you don't belong there.

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SteveRogers42 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Arizona used to be Goldwater country.

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

The breakfast cereal state - the moonbat edition.

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upvote 8 points ago +8 / -0

I live in California and exercise outdoors regularly (bike, hike, and walk)—not once has somebody told me I needed to wear a mask.

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SanFranShitty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve had soy boys yell at me twice and tell me to put on a mask and one time a woman made audible noises and moved away from me when I wasn’t even anywhere close to her while we were both outside waiting for a light to change at a cross walk.

I always just laugh at them. It completely destabilizes them!

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Inspektr 8 points ago +8 / -0

I always have this response. “ Cool, where are your gloves? So your just going around touching random atm pins and door handles with those? Nice.” Makes em look stupid every time

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SteveRogers42 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like “under your mom’s bed” better.

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scarfacexxx 6 points ago +6 / -0

is really that bad over there? Where i live almost no one wear a mask outside

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TheSloth [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

My city is fucked people are scared for their lives.

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KickingPugilist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah I live out in Cali too. Thankfully I haven't gotten shit for not wearing a mask in open space yet. It's coming, probably.

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TheSloth [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah these fascists feel emboldened now.

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SanFranShitty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep it’s coming! The three encounters I’ve had with mask-holes have all been recent.

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Landline 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tell them to quit being maskholes and ignore them after.

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nd422 6 points ago +6 / -0

If masks mattered they would have regulated them. One guy wearing a t-shirt over his face and another an N95. Both are acceptable. So I never bought into masks

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Democratitis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus, even in public? Outside? What a joke LOL.

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TheSloth [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clown world is real!

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Jonnycockroach 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have resting bitch face for a guy so nobody tells me anything. Also if they do I will tell them to fuck off cocksucker make me bitch!! I live in California too.

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SteveRogers42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Simply having shoulders wider than your waist and upper arms bigger around than your elbows is enough to keep these random sissies from opening their pie holes.

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Londonrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

yea California blows. I am sick of it.

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Dictator_Bob 4 points ago +4 / -0

You specifically should not be wearing a mask outdoors unless you are going to breach 6 feet of distance. What you should be doing is getting as much fresh air as you can without the bacterial film on your face. This will reduce potential viral load and strengthen your immune system. People who wear masks outdoors or in their vehicles are pretty foolish.

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SanFranShitty 1 point ago +1 / -0

The “party of science” isn’t really into science or facts

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Computer000 4 points ago +4 / -0

wow I feel bad for you living in a commie neighborhood. I live in a blue area but no one ever told me to put on a mask.

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SteveRogers42 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where is this “America “ of which you speak?

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behemoth887 4 points ago +4 / -0

you should say "what?" "huh?" "sorry?" til they pull their mask down to speak then say "wtf put your mask on" when they do

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TheSloth [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trolololololol.

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm socially distancing, you idiots" is all I say!

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Hewhodont 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the treatment in Iowa as well, currently trying to find an escape before I'm forced to hurt someone back.

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consumptiveballerina 4 points ago +4 / -0

IOWA? But...Midwest folks have more sense. I thought.

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Hewhodont 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Quad Cities is a swamp dude. Pretty sure Iowa's only good for feeding Chyna.

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consumptiveballerina 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, shit.

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NCBuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

You keeping doing you. Fuck them! Proud of you.

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BLM_bidenLovesMinora 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cough in their face next time?

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thegeeseisleese 3 points ago +3 / -0

"BLM protests are fine and they don't need masks because they're outside"

Simple

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Epicsoundwaves 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm in a lefty CA city too, we get nasty looks for not wearing a mask outside when there's a person 15 feet away.

I will never understand.

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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

I usually berate those types for not supporting Black Lives Matter enough or for contributing to climate change.

Guaranteed their minds are blurred with those causes as well. It's fun to watch them melt down when someone tries to out-virtue signal them.

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WHITE_MALE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just say "do something about it".

If they rage out and assault you, put them in the dirt.

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Brendancs0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just say fuck off

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Zippythekid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Out doors too, fuck that. Makes no sense

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SanFranShitty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yesterday some soy boy screamed at me for not wearing a mask. I just laughed and kept walking.

I also live behind enemy lines in Jailifornia. The left is getting emboldened now. Pathetic!

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BabbleRabble 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you have to reload?

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TwistedSister 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's when you start flailing your hands wildly in the air screaming like a banshee. They'll avoid you in the future.