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posted ago by TheSloth ago by TheSloth +2718 / -0

The first idiot told me to wear a mask, I had myself a nice laugh and kept walking. The second idiot to approach me said trump lost put on a mask. I told that bitch wearing a mask has nothing to do with Trump, I have common sense. This is what its like living in a lefty California city.

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Food4thought 281 points ago +281 / -0

I'm going to get a Biden shirt and go mask-less everywhere. I'll tell them that I have dementia and I'm lost.

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soapyballotjurybox 70 points ago +70 / -0

Kek

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BallsackPaneer 40 points ago +40 / -0

Glue some oatmeal on the shirt to make appear more realistic

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Trump2024 18 points ago +18 / -0

Puddin stains

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 14 points ago +14 / -0

They might think it’s just the crusty residue of a particularly explosive incestuous footjob.

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IamM 19 points ago +20 / -1

Even better, get a bernie shirt and wear a band-aid on your face. Then when they ask, you can say "oh good sir, have you noticed this? I'm wearing 13% of one half of a mask!"

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D0NNIE_DARK0 14 points ago +14 / -0

😂🤣 I needed that laugh!

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acasper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beautiful and Brave.