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EatPant 83 points ago +83 / -0

alternatively they were busy looking for threats. You know since Biden is so popular and stuff.

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Wrexxis780 44 points ago +44 / -0

That granny in the capital could still be lurking around DC...

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Best4Business 14 points ago +14 / -0

Some say, that on a still, quiet night in DC, you can still hear her waving her flag and trying to quietly open her butterscotch.

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

You just made me picture her hiding into some bushes before grabbing some poor soldier who wandered off alone and biting into his neck.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

DCs most wanted. The most dangerous woman in America

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Redpill-notCommieRed 23 points ago +23 / -0

That car is built like a tank. There were no threats.

Trump got out and walked amongst the people while pussy hat rioters were looting just blocks away.

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thisisatestof2 12 points ago +12 / -0

There staring at a completely vacant lawn, it would take all of one of them to watch for any threats.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Threats in the walled-in cage of unclimbable walls topped with razor wire?