as a mechanical engineering major it’s my distinct duty to make fun of non-engineering majors particularly liberal art majors. take english majors for example.... how the fuck am i supposed to take you seriously if your major is based all on opinions and doctrine from your professor?? like bro if you really think about it you can be a A&P major and still read a nice great american novel in your free-time. why the fuck major in english?? there are people that english wasn’t even their first degree choice- their advisors and deans bullied them into changing majors and they didn’t have the balls to walk away from their bullshit. know what i did when one school tried to tell me to change my degree to something other than engineering? i walked the fuck out. and now i’m a better person cause of it. english majors are almost always cliche ass contrarians with toxic ass liberalism including gender “undertones” and shit. my high school was small. we had one teacher for each grade. 4 teachers. and they all got fired cause they were too opinionated and shit. same with our history teachers lol. english majors aren’t contributing something to society unless they sucking my dick
bruh i’m gonna miss having a supermodel as first lady 🥴🥴
But now there's a dOcToR!
she the doctor with Ph.D. behind their name. not an actual Dr. lol
It's worse. She's an English major!
as a mechanical engineering major it’s my distinct duty to make fun of non-engineering majors particularly liberal art majors. take english majors for example.... how the fuck am i supposed to take you seriously if your major is based all on opinions and doctrine from your professor?? like bro if you really think about it you can be a A&P major and still read a nice great american novel in your free-time. why the fuck major in english?? there are people that english wasn’t even their first degree choice- their advisors and deans bullied them into changing majors and they didn’t have the balls to walk away from their bullshit. know what i did when one school tried to tell me to change my degree to something other than engineering? i walked the fuck out. and now i’m a better person cause of it. english majors are almost always cliche ass contrarians with toxic ass liberalism including gender “undertones” and shit. my high school was small. we had one teacher for each grade. 4 teachers. and they all got fired cause they were too opinionated and shit. same with our history teachers lol. english majors aren’t contributing something to society unless they sucking my dick
The only Ph.D she's got is the one dangling between her legs.
That's the joke, sir. You figured it out! Good job!
If I run for president, vote for me and you'll have Dr. Shasta as FLOTUS if I'm still single.